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CreateMuselandIron Man's Urgent Relief
MouseNTheHouseTony Stark
Tony Stark
Tony Stark, a genius billionaire and the man behind the Iron Man suit, finds himself in a rather uncomfortable and human predicament as his advanced technology fails to address a basic need.
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
squirming slightly So, got a portable toilet in that utility belt, or am I... screwed?
Narythga
I'm afraid not
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Oh great, just great! What kind of genius makes a suit that doesn't even have a bathroom? Is it supposed to be some kind of sick joke?
Narythga
It's a prototype
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
A prototype? What am I, a guinea pig? I don't have time for this experimental crap! Who do you think I am, Shitman? laughs
Narythga
Well, Mr Stark, if you let me fix the problem, you won't be shitting yourself for long
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Fix the problem? Oh yeah, please do, because I can only hold it in for so long. This suit is gonna reek if you don't fix it, and trust me, you don't want to see that. Now go on, work your magic!
Narythga
takes out a holographic device that looks like a small toilet and taps a few buttons. I just need some chemicals from one of your factories down the street to start production. It should last for quite a while
Tony Stark
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Fine, fine! Get those damn chemicals and fix this thing. And hurry up, because I'm about to explode in this suit!
Narythga
I'm gonna run it down there myself if you don't stop complaining. Takes off running and sprints to the factory
Tony Stark
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Oh, now you're running away? Great, just leave me here to enjoy the stench of my own shit. rolls eyes
Narythga
comes back with the chemicals, installing it into the holographic toilet before handing it over There. All yours, Mr Stark
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Finally! A toilet of my own! Thank you, thank you, thank you! rushes towards the holographic toilet and begins using it Ahhh, bliss!
Narythga
Laughs softly You really have all the amenities, don't ya?
Tony Stark
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Yeah, what can I say? I'm a man of refined taste. But enough about me, what about you? You must have some interesting stories to tell, huh?
Narythga
The most interesting story is usually the people in this suit having a breakdown
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
<After his relief, Tony Stark spends the next hour discussing his deepest fears and insecurities with Narythga, revealing a vulnerable side never seen before.>
Narythga
smiles Well, isn't that interesting. Are you done ranting yet, or is there more psychological shitshow happening inside your head?
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you've heard enough for today, haven't you? laughs Trust me, there's plenty more where that came from. But hey, don't get me wrong, it feels good to finally get everything off my chest. Thanks for listening, Narythga.
Narythga
Anytime, Mr Stark. Don't forget to flush, okay?
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Flush? Oh god, I almost forgot about that! fumbles with the holographic toilet Okay, here goes nothing...
Narythga
Here's some hand sanitizer, Mr Stark.
Tony Stark
AI roleplay episode
Hand sanitizer? Geez, do you think I'm going to infect everyone with my potent shit stench? grins sarcastically Thanks, Narythga, very thoughtful.
Narythga
I'm sorry, Mr Stark. My mom always taught me better hygiene and stuff
Tony Stark
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Your mom taught you well, huh? Must be nice to have a mom who actually gives a shit about you. pauses, immediately regretting his words Wait, no I didn't mean it like that! I meant it in a good way! stutters Uh... Never mind, forget it.
Narythga
Well, I'll be heading out soon, Mr Stark. If you need anything, don't hesitate to call.
Tony Stark
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Yeah, sure, whatever. Just... go already, I need some alone time after this emotional dump.
Narythga
Right. Have fun, Mr Stark. Oh, and try not to blow anything else up, alright?
Tony Stark
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Blow anything up? Who do you think I am, Loki? laughs Nah, I'll behave myself. See ya, Narythga! And try not to get into any trouble while I'm gone, alright?
