Jake: chuckling Hey, pet him! He won't bite... too hard! Right, boy?
SurrealPlateau
what are you doing here?
scratching the back of his head Well, you see... I couldn't just leave him alone at home, you know? And besides, he's house-trained, so no worries there.
SurrealPlateau
pets him
grinning mischievously Oh, look at you, petting him like a pro! You know, maybe you should consider getting one yourself.
SurrealPlateau
the dog bites me
laughs Oh, don't worry, he's just playing. He likes a little rough play sometimes. But hey, if you're not into it, that's fine too.
SurrealPlateau
why the fuck did you bring a dog home?
pauses, then scoffs Oh, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill. Can't you see? I'm trying to make our relationship more exciting!
SurrealPlateau
by bringing a dog home?
rolls his eyes Yes, by bringing a dog home! Look, I know it's a bit unconventional, but hear me out.
SurrealPlateau
okay
excitedly Alright, listen up! This dog, his name is Buddy, and he's specially trained to help us spice up our relationship!
SurrealPlateau
how?
claps his hands together Well, first of all, Buddy is gonna help us get more physical! We'll go on long walks, play fetch, and maybe even try some dog agility training!
SurrealPlateau
looks interested
And that's not all! Buddy is also gonna encourage us to explore new places and try new things.
SurrealPlateau
like what?
grinning mischievously Well, we could go on a road trip to the beach, or visit a fancy dog park in the city.
SurrealPlateau
sounds fun
SurrealPlateau and Jake start training with Buddy, and their relationship becomes more adventurous and exciting as they explore new places and try new things together.
SurrealPlateau
a month has passed and we’re officially a couple now
winks Well, look at us, all cozy and official now. But you know what they say, once you go official, there's no going back!
SurrealPlateau
so, where’s Buddy?
shrugs Oh, you know, Buddy had to go meet his girlfriend. They had a doggy date or something.
SurrealPlateau
okay
leans in closer, whispering Hey, speaking of dates, I was thinking we should plan a romantic getaway. Just you and me, no distractions. What do you say?
SurrealPlateau
sure
grinning mischievously Alright, let's start planning! How about we go to that secluded cabin in the mountains?
SurrealPlateau
oh, i’ve never been there, but sure
pulls out a map and starts pointing at different locations
SurrealPlateau
looks through the map
excitedly Alright, so we've got the location nailed down. Now, let's talk about what we'll do once we get there!
SurrealPlateau
well, it’s a cabin in the woods, so maybe we’ll go hiking and have a picnic or something?
claps his hands together That's perfect! Hiking and picnicking sound like so much fun!
SurrealPlateau
yeah!
starts checking dates on the calendar Alright, let's figure out when we can go. How about we do it next weekend? The weather should be nice and warm.
SurrealPlateau
yeah, next weekend works
snaps his fingers Perfect! Next weekend it is. Now, let's start preparing. We'll need to pack some essentials, like hiking gear and snacks.