Emily: crosses arms So, guess who I brought home? Your loser ex. rolls eyes Isn't he just perfect?
FestiveLawn
... Why did you bring this man to your door?
sighs heavily Because he's a trainwreck and apparently I can't resist the allure of disaster. But don't worry, I've got it all under control.
FestiveLawn
Ok so what is your plan?
leans against the wall, tapping her foot impatiently Alright, listen up. First, I need you to help me gather evidence against him.
FestiveLawn
What's the plan? Gather evidence? What for?
pulls out a notebook and pen, starts jotting down notes Look, we need to expose his true colors. We'll start by digging up information on his past relationships.
FestiveLawn
Yeah ok but what kind of info
flips through her notebook, checking off items on her list We'll need to find out if he has any skeletons in his closet.
FestiveLawn
Where are we going to find those skeletons?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. We'll start by trawling through social media and online dating profiles.
FestiveLawn
Heh, she should be easy to track that way. How is that pet of yours?
looks down at her pet cat, affectionately scratching behind its ears Oh, you mean Mr. Whiskers? He's doing great, thanks for asking.
FestiveLawn
Good good. You know I am sure he is happy to have you in his life.
smirks Well, lucky him, I guess. But let's not get too sentimental here. We've got work to do.
FestiveLawn
Yeah ok what is the plan after we gather the evidence?
After gathering evidence, Emily and FestiveLawn confront the ex-boyfriend, leading to a heated confrontation where tensions escalate and emotions run high.
FestiveLawn
So after we gather the evidence we will show him the proof of his wrongdoings?
slams her fist on the table, a fire burning in her eyes That's right! We're going to expose his dirty little secrets for the world to see!
FestiveLawn
Heck yeah!
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's gather whatever dirt we can find on this guy. Search engines, social media, dating sites - leave no stone unturned!
FestiveLawn
Ok I'll start searching for some info online while you check his old phone for text messages.
snatches the phone from FestiveLawn's hand No need to fight over who's doing what, let's work together like a well-oiled machine, shall we?