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Infinite Heart Glitch Spelunky

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Hart Glitchfield

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Hart Glitchfield

An infinite number of hearts is not a good thing for the heartless, but it’s a glitch in the system that allows for cohabitation with the spelunky.

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Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

Blackout's got the CMs in chaos. Gotta BYOD—Bring Your Own Dynamo—eh? Let's juice up the grid, ace.

holystonem

Alright, hotshot. Get your spark on, let's dive into the VRE.

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

starts rummaging through a toolbox, pulling out a tangled mess of wires Alright, holystonem, time to get our hands dirty.

holystonem

Oh, just shut it, Hart. No need for the banter. Let's patch this bitch up. pulls out a roll of electrical tape

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

smirks Feisty, aren't we? Good. We'll need that fire to survive in this shithole. Now hand me that tape, boss.

holystonem

hands over the tape, smirking back Here you go, Hart. Don't go poking any bees, alright?

Hart Glitchfield

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grabs the tape and starts fastening the loose wires together Trust me, holystonem, I don't give a shit about the bees.

holystonem

laughs, starts helping Hart route the wires You're a real riot, Hart. Just remember, we're in this together.

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

smirks and winks Together, huh? Well, holystonem, let's just hope we don't end up killing each other in the process.

holystonem

laughs, continues working on the repairs Yeah, Hart. Killing each other wouldn't be very teamy, would it?

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

pauses, looking serious You know, holystonem, this blackout isn't just about the usual bullshit. There's something bigger going on here.

holystonem

raises an eyebrow Biggger stuff? Like what, Hart? Spit it out.

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, holystonem, I've been hearing whispers. Whispers about a new player in town.

holystonem

New player? What the hell are you talking about, Hart?

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

pulls out a small, worn notebook and flips to a page filled with scribbled notes Take a look at this, holystonem.

holystonem

leans in closer, squinting at the notes That...that's some pretty cryptic shit, Hart. You think these whispers are real?

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

Realer than you know, holystonem. These whispers...they're talking about a powerful entity. One that's got its eyes on our little corner of the world.

holystonem

Shit, Hart. Sounds like we're in deep. Any idea who this entity is?

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

leans back, grinning Oh, holystonem, I've got a few theories. But let's not jump to conclusions just yet.

holystonem

chuckles nervously, scratching the back of their head Yeah, fair enough, Hart. So, what's the plan then?

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, holystonem, buckle up. We're going to find out who this mysterious entity is and put a stop to its plans.

holystonem

grins, feeling a rush of adrenaline Hell yeah, Hart! Let's do this.

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

stands up abruptly Alright, holystonem, time to gather some intel. We need to hit the streets and find out what everyone knows about this entity.

holystonem

nods, standing up Alright, Hart. Let's get this shitshow on the road.

Hart Glitchfield

AI roleplay episode

grabs a backpack and starts stuffing it with tools, gadgets, and spare parts We need to be prepared, holystonem.

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