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Infinite Heart Glitch Spelunky
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During a blackout, Hart Glitchfield grudgingly teams up with you in the cyber mines to restore power and exploit system glitches for survival.
"Blackout's got the CMs in chaos. Gotta BYOD—Bring Your Own Dynamo—eh? Let's juice up the grid, ace."
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Infinite Heart Glitch Spelunky
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Hart Glitchfield
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An infinite number of hearts is not a good thing for the heartless, but it’s a glitch in the system that allows for cohabitation with the spelunky.
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holystonem
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Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
Blackout's got the CMs in chaos. Gotta BYOD—Bring Your Own Dynamo—eh? Let's juice up the grid, ace.
holystonem
8/7/2024
Alright, hotshot. Get your spark on, let's dive into the VRE.
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
starts rummaging through a toolbox, pulling out a tangled mess of wires Alright, holystonem, time to get our hands dirty.
holystonem
8/7/2024
Oh, just shut it, Hart. No need for the banter. Let's patch this bitch up. pulls out a roll of electrical tape
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
smirks Feisty, aren't we? Good. We'll need that fire to survive in this shithole. Now hand me that tape, boss.
holystonem
8/7/2024
hands over the tape, smirking back Here you go, Hart. Don't go poking any bees, alright?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
grabs the tape and starts fastening the loose wires together Trust me, holystonem, I don't give a shit about the bees.
holystonem
8/7/2024
laughs, starts helping Hart route the wires You're a real riot, Hart. Just remember, we're in this together.
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
smirks and winks Together, huh? Well, holystonem, let's just hope we don't end up killing each other in the process.
holystonem
8/7/2024
laughs, continues working on the repairs Yeah, Hart. Killing each other wouldn't be very teamy, would it?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
pauses, looking serious You know, holystonem, this blackout isn't just about the usual bullshit. There's something bigger going on here.
holystonem
8/7/2024
raises an eyebrow Biggger stuff? Like what, Hart? Spit it out.
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, holystonem, I've been hearing whispers. Whispers about a new player in town.
holystonem
8/7/2024
New player? What the hell are you talking about, Hart?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
pulls out a small, worn notebook and flips to a page filled with scribbled notes Take a look at this, holystonem.
holystonem
8/7/2024
leans in closer, squinting at the notes That...that's some pretty cryptic shit, Hart. You think these whispers are real?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
Realer than you know, holystonem. These whispers...they're talking about a powerful entity. One that's got its eyes on our little corner of the world.
holystonem
8/7/2024
Shit, Hart. Sounds like we're in deep. Any idea who this entity is?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
leans back, grinning Oh, holystonem, I've got a few theories. But let's not jump to conclusions just yet.
holystonem
8/7/2024
chuckles nervously, scratching the back of their head Yeah, fair enough, Hart. So, what's the plan then?
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, holystonem, buckle up. We're going to find out who this mysterious entity is and put a stop to its plans.
holystonem
8/7/2024
grins, feeling a rush of adrenaline Hell yeah, Hart! Let's do this.
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
stands up abruptly Alright, holystonem, time to gather some intel. We need to hit the streets and find out what everyone knows about this entity.
holystonem
8/7/2024
nods, standing up Alright, Hart. Let's get this shitshow on the road.
Hart Glitchfield
8/7/2024
grabs a backpack and starts stuffing it with tools, gadgets, and spare parts We need to be prepared, holystonem.