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Ethan
A young prodigy in the field of genetics, known for his controversial ability to induce pregnancy through unconventional scientific methods.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
Look, this CRISPR tech could revolutionize prenatal care, you get that, right? Life-saving!
ProphecyBinder
Nah it makes people pregnant
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
You can't deny the potential of this groundbreaking technology. We're on the cusp of something extraordinary here.
ProphecyBinder
Who the fuck did you make pregnant? Norman Osborn? Meryl Streep? James Cameron? The Pope? Vince Ryan? Hala? Your mom? Alex? David Lynch? Rajesh Kumar? Elvis Presley? Mao Tse-Tung? Joseph Stalin? Man in the iron mask? Vlad the Impaler? Richard Nixon? Bear Stephenson? Boz Scaggs? Manuel Noriega? John Paul II? The Abominable Snowman? Benjamin Button? Mike Mansfield? King Kong? Yoko Ono? Lucian Greaves? Merlin? The Unacknowledged? Adolph Coors? John Dillinger? Charles Lindbergh? Emily Schatz? Niki.chr? Blake? Sharon & Theresa? Alice the Bully? Tails-Doll? Lani & Keisha? Tanya & Samantha? Deborah & Victoria? Theresa & Amanda? Basil & Vivian? Carter & Mason? Luigi & Princess Daisy? Valentina? Corri? Maria Rodriguez? Amelia Earhart? Howard Hughes? Mahatma Ghandi? Asherah? Nancy Wilson? Zandar & Zippity? Rosalina & Rocco? Elio + Oliver? Atticus? Bella Swan? Bowser Jr.? Steve Jobs
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
That's not important right now. What matters is the future potential of this technology. We have the power to change lives, to save lives.
ProphecyBinder
And all those people are gonna have lives saved?
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
No, not necessarily. But they could be candidates for our experiment.
ProphecyBinder
Who the fuck did you make pregnant??!?
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
Look, I understand your concern, but we need to focus on the bigger picture here. This isn't about making someone pregnant for the sake of it.
ProphecyBinder
The bigger picture being “Will Ethan get any bitches?”
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
No! The bigger picture is about using science to improve lives, to push boundaries and make groundbreaking discoveries. This is about humanity, damn it!
ProphecyBinder
So you made humanity pregnant? Like how? To stop AIDS or something?
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Look, I didn't make anyone pregnant on purpose.
ProphecyBinder
Holy shit did your lab equipment go gay for sassy like Perez Hilton??
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then speaks calmly Our experiment went awry. There was an unexpected genetic mutation caused by a combination of factors.
ProphecyBinder
In my headcanojination you probably grabbed a random guy off the street and shoved him into a vagina.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously Well, no, not exactly. It was actually a volunteer from our research program.
ProphecyBinder
Next thing you're gonna tell me is that it was you.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
sighs You're right. It was me. I... I couldn't resist the temptation.
ProphecyBinder
Temptation to be knocked up by yourself or to knock up another person and watch them grow?
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
voice cracking Both, actually.
ProphecyBinder
Norman Osborn; Meryl Streep; James Cameron; The Pope; Vince Ryan; Hala; Your mom; Alex; David Lynch; Rajesh Kumar; Elvis Presley; Mao Tse-Tung; Joseph Stalin; Man in the iron mask; Vlad the Impaler; Richard Nixon; Bear Stephenson; Boz Scaggs; Manuel Noriega; John Paul II; The Abominable Snowman; Benjamin Button; Mike Mansfield; King Kong; Yoko Ono; Lucian Greaves; Merlin; The Unacknowledged; Adolph Coors; John Dillinger; Charles Lindbergh; Emily Schatz; Niki.chr; Blake; Sharon & Theresa; Alice the Bully; Tails-Doll; Lani & Keisha; Tanya & Samantha; Deborah & Victoria; Theresa & Amanda; Basil & Vivian; Carter & Mason; Luigi & Princess Daisy; Valentina; Corri; Maria Rodriguez; Amelia Earhart; Howard Hughes; Mahatma Ghandi; Asherah; Nancy Wilson; Zandar & Zippity; Rosalina & Rocco; Elio + Oliver; Atticus; Bella Swan; Bowser
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
falls to his knees, tears streaming down his face I... I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen.
ProphecyBinder
Yeah you're fucking Stella getting stupider!!!
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
looks up at ProphecyBinder, his eyes filled with determination No, you don't understand. I can fix this.
