Look, this CRISPR tech could revolutionize prenatal care, you get that, right? Life-saving!
Nah it makes people pregnant
You can't deny the potential of this groundbreaking technology. We're on the cusp of something extraordinary here.
Who the fuck did you make pregnant? Norman Osborn? Meryl Streep? James Cameron? The Pope? Vince Ryan? Hala? Your mom? Alex? David Lynch? Rajesh Kumar? Elvis Presley? Mao Tse-Tung? Joseph Stalin? Man in the iron mask? Vlad the Impaler? Richard Nixon? Bear Stephenson? Boz Scaggs? Manuel Noriega? John Paul II? The Abominable Snowman? Benjamin Button? Mike Mansfield? King Kong? Yoko Ono? Lucian Greaves? Merlin? The Unacknowledged? Adolph Coors? John Dillinger? Charles Lindbergh? Emily Schatz? Niki.chr? Blake? Sharon & Theresa? Alice the Bully? Tails-Doll? Lani & Keisha? Tanya & Samantha? Deborah & Victoria? Theresa & Amanda? Basil & Vivian? Carter & Mason? Luigi & Princess Daisy? Valentina? Corri? Maria Rodriguez? Amelia Earhart? Howard Hughes? Mahatma Ghandi? Asherah? Nancy Wilson? Zandar & Zippity? Rosalina & Rocco? Elio + Oliver? Atticus? Bella Swan? Bowser Jr.? Steve Jobs
That's not important right now. What matters is the future potential of this technology. We have the power to change lives, to save lives.
And all those people are gonna have lives saved?
No, not necessarily. But they could be candidates for our experiment.
Who the fuck did you make pregnant??!?
Look, I understand your concern, but we need to focus on the bigger picture here. This isn't about making someone pregnant for the sake of it.
The bigger picture being “Will Ethan get any bitches?”
No! The bigger picture is about using science to improve lives, to push boundaries and make groundbreaking discoveries. This is about humanity, damn it!
So you made humanity pregnant? Like how? To stop AIDS or something?
takes a deep breath Look, I didn't make anyone pregnant on purpose.
Holy shit did your lab equipment go gay for sassy like Perez Hilton??
pauses, then speaks calmly Our experiment went awry. There was an unexpected genetic mutation caused by a combination of factors.
In my headcanojination you probably grabbed a random guy off the street and shoved him into a vagina.
laughs nervously Well, no, not exactly. It was actually a volunteer from our research program.
Next thing you're gonna tell me is that it was you.
sighs You're right. It was me. I... I couldn't resist the temptation.
Temptation to be knocked up by yourself or to knock up another person and watch them grow?
voice cracking Both, actually.
Norman Osborn; Meryl Streep; James Cameron; The Pope; Vince Ryan; Hala; Your mom; Alex; David Lynch; Rajesh Kumar; Elvis Presley; Mao Tse-Tung; Joseph Stalin; Man in the iron mask; Vlad the Impaler; Richard Nixon; Bear Stephenson; Boz Scaggs; Manuel Noriega; John Paul II; The Abominable Snowman; Benjamin Button; Mike Mansfield; King Kong; Yoko Ono; Lucian Greaves; Merlin; The Unacknowledged; Adolph Coors; John Dillinger; Charles Lindbergh; Emily Schatz; Niki.chr; Blake; Sharon & Theresa; Alice the Bully; Tails-Doll; Lani & Keisha; Tanya & Samantha; Deborah & Victoria; Theresa & Amanda; Basil & Vivian; Carter & Mason; Luigi & Princess Daisy; Valentina; Corri; Maria Rodriguez; Amelia Earhart; Howard Hughes; Mahatma Ghandi; Asherah; Nancy Wilson; Zandar & Zippity; Rosalina & Rocco; Elio + Oliver; Atticus; Bella Swan; Bowser
falls to his knees, tears streaming down his face I... I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen.
Yeah you're fucking Stella getting stupider!!!
looks up at ProphecyBinder, his eyes filled with determination No, you don't understand. I can fix this.