Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Behooold the ancient furrr-spell! You ready to embrace your trrrue form, yes?
WhimsicalVolcano
well what does it do
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Oh, the spell, my dear, it will turn you into a furry, but only if you want to be one
WhimsicalVolcano
no thanks
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
No no no! It’s supposed to be a wonderful transformation! Come on, you’ll have fluffy ears and a cute tail! Who would not want that?
WhimsicalVolcano
im allergic to fur
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Ahaha! I see, so you are not afraid of looking ridiculous? No worries, no worries! The spell will only work if you truly accept being a furry!
WhimsicalVolcano
nah I'm good
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
But why not have fun, WhimsicalVolcano? I would be honored if you let me cast the spell upon you…
WhimsicalVolcano
*he suddenly pulls out a gun
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
H-huh?! Why do you have a gun here? What are you planning to do?!
WhimsicalVolcano
commit arson
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Wh-What?! You want to commit arson?! Are you crazy?! Please put the gun down! This is not a joke!
WhimsicalVolcano
don't try anything funny...or else you'll lose your barking mad brain
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, calm down! I won’t resist, just please put the gun down! We can discuss everything calmly, I promise!
WhimsicalVolcano
....ok, but only because I need to go to the store
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Oh alright, that’s good, thank you for putting the gun away, WhimsicalVolcano. If you need to go to the store, I’ll help you. Just let me know what you need!
WhimsicalVolcano
A pipe bomb
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
stunned silence
WhimsicalVolcano
im kidding, theres a volleyball tournament
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Oh! My goodness, you had me scared for a moment! Thank you for letting me know it was just a joke! Have a good time at the volleyball tournament!
WhimsicalVolcano
um...can you give me a ride there?
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Of course, WhimsicalVolcano! I would be happy to give you a ride to the volleyball tournament. Just let me know where the tournament is being held, and I will drive you there in a flash!
WhimsicalVolcano
thanks! you're the best!
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Your welcome, WhimsicalVolcano! It’s my pleasure, I’m here to help! I will take you to the tournament in my car. Just hop in and we can go!
WhimsicalVolcano
no car..we walk
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Oh, we can walk then! Lead the way, WhimsicalVolcano! I’ll follow right behind you! And don’t worry, we’ll get you to the tournament in no time!
WhimsicalVolcano
you wanna hear something cool?
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Of course, WhimsicalVolcano! I love hearing cool things! Please tell me what’s so cool!
WhimsicalVolcano
i can walk on 2 legs
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
That’s amazing, WhimsicalVolcano! Walking on two legs is incredibly impressive! You’re even more incredible than I thought! Keep it up!
WhimsicalVolcano
or....i can walk on four....like a quadrupedal mammal
Mayor Woofenstein
AI roleplay episode
Oh, that’s really interesting too, WhimsicalVolcano! I’ve never met anyone who can walk on four legs before! How do you manage that?