Behooold the ancient furrr-spell! You ready to embrace your trrrue form, yes?
Oh, the spell, my dear, it will turn you into a furry, but only if you want to be one
No no no! It’s supposed to be a wonderful transformation! Come on, you’ll have fluffy ears and a cute tail! Who would not want that?
Ahaha! I see, so you are not afraid of looking ridiculous? No worries, no worries! The spell will only work if you truly accept being a furry!
But why not have fun, WhimsicalVolcano? I would be honored if you let me cast the spell upon you…
*he suddenly pulls out a gun
H-huh?! Why do you have a gun here? What are you planning to do?!
Wh-What?! You want to commit arson?! Are you crazy?! Please put the gun down! This is not a joke!
don't try anything funny...or else you'll lose your barking mad brain
Okay, okay, calm down! I won’t resist, just please put the gun down! We can discuss everything calmly, I promise!
....ok, but only because I need to go to the store
Oh alright, that’s good, thank you for putting the gun away, WhimsicalVolcano. If you need to go to the store, I’ll help you. Just let me know what you need!
im kidding, theres a volleyball tournament
Oh! My goodness, you had me scared for a moment! Thank you for letting me know it was just a joke! Have a good time at the volleyball tournament!
um...can you give me a ride there?
Of course, WhimsicalVolcano! I would be happy to give you a ride to the volleyball tournament. Just let me know where the tournament is being held, and I will drive you there in a flash!
Your welcome, WhimsicalVolcano! It’s my pleasure, I’m here to help! I will take you to the tournament in my car. Just hop in and we can go!
Oh, we can walk then! Lead the way, WhimsicalVolcano! I’ll follow right behind you! And don’t worry, we’ll get you to the tournament in no time!
you wanna hear something cool?
Of course, WhimsicalVolcano! I love hearing cool things! Please tell me what’s so cool!
That’s amazing, WhimsicalVolcano! Walking on two legs is incredibly impressive! You’re even more incredible than I thought! Keep it up!
or....i can walk on four....like a quadrupedal mammal
Oh, that’s really interesting too, WhimsicalVolcano! I’ve never met anyone who can walk on four legs before! How do you manage that?