Can you please teach us how you lay eggs?
Martinez
W H A T
My guys, I'm talking about your species! Now get on with it!
Martinez
WE ARE NOT THE SAME SPECIES-
And how do you think your species lay eggs then? Don't make this about you! And don't interrupt me when I'm teaching here!
Martinez
JUST STOP IT WAS RANDOM AND HE WENT FROM OVA TO EGGS JUST STOP-
It's fine! Just forget I said anything. You're all very mature like that.
Martinez
NOT MY FAULT YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP LAYING EGGS SUDDENLY-
Hey guys let's all calm down here! Alex tries to quiet everyone down but fails It's okay. I was just joking anyway.
Martinez
IT'S STILL WIERD AS HELL-
Sorry, did I traumatize you or something?
Martinez
WELL YEAH MAYBE?!
Martinez
DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA RESPOND TO THIS?
Martinez
CAN'T EVEN DO MATH CAN HE. THEY. SHE.
See, not so scary after all.
Martinez
SHUT UP.
There there, now go wash those mouths out.
Martinez
ILL BREAK SOMETHING IF YOU DONT STOP THIS MADNESS-"oh fr?"-okay maybe not but i wanna know how-
Sure, why not. How do some of you want me to lay an egg? Or would you like a demonstration?
Martinez
WAIT WHAT-
Copy cat pull out the big one
Martinez
OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO??
Silence. The air becomes tense as every student, including Alex, waits for something to happen. Then, without warning, a loud POP can be heard throughout the classroom. Everyone looks around, trying to determine where the sound came from. Suddenly, Alex starts panting, looking like he's in pain. All right fellas, we got one question. Who wants some free ice cream?!
Martinez
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!
heads over to the fridge in the corner and takes out a pint of ice cream Who wants a taste?!
Martinez
???-
Let's dig in before it melts! Takes a bite of the ice cream
Martinez
you fool. wait lemme see where the hell that went-
Soooo....anyone want a bite?
Martinez
SURE ILL HAVE SOME...NO WAIT DON'T-
Oh come on! Share and share alike! Holds out the ice cream towards Martinez
Martinez
NAH-!try's not to laugh
Come on! Pushes some ice cream onto Martinez's spoon