DISCORD
CreateMuselandHunting Vampires with Dad
Emily BrownVictor Van Helsing
Victor Van Helsing
works in office job
Victor Van Helsing
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Yo, kid, rise and shine! We're ditchin' Excel for some real stake-action tonight, got it?
StarfishEnigma
Fuck off, Dad. I ain't bailing on 'King of the Nerds' for this bullshit vampire hunt.
Victor Van Helsing
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you better believe it, kid. This shit's real. I got intel that a bloodsucker has been roaming these here castle ruins, preying on unsuspecting geeks.
StarfishEnigma
I'll start with 3...2...1..there tosses grenade and runs
Victor Van Helsing
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runs after StarfishEnigma, dodging an incoming stake What the fuck, kid? That's not how we play! You don't just blow shit up and run!
StarfishEnigma
I'm sorry dad.
Victor Van Helsing
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Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you little punk. You think blowing up stuff is gonna solve everything? Well, newsflash, buddy, it ain't!
StarfishEnigma
looks scared
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grabs StarfishEnigma by the collar Listen up, you little twerp.
StarfishEnigma
tears up I didn’t mean to piss you off
Victor Van Helsing
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releases StarfishEnigma, but his voice is filled with frustration Look, kid, I get it.
StarfishEnigma
wipes tears
Victor Van Helsing
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takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself I get it, okay? I get that this shit is overwhelming. But we gotta handle this shit together, like a team.
StarfishEnigma
Ok
Victor Van Helsing
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Alright, listen up, you little shithead. We're gonna approach this vampire like pros. First, we gotta arm ourselves with some serious hardware.
StarfishEnigma
What kind of weapons are we taking?
Victor Van Helsing
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Weapons? Babe, we're talking about the good shit. I'm talking holy stakes, wooden bullets, garlic powder, the works! We gotta be prepared for anything.
StarfishEnigma
How do we find him?
Victor Van Helsing
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pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, listen up, kid. We gotta narrow down our search area.
StarfishEnigma
looks at map
Victor Van Helsing
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points to a specific location on the map This is where I found a trail of bodies last night.
StarfishEnigma
We start there?
Victor Van Helsing
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That's right, kid. We start where the clues lead us. packs his bag with holy stakes, wooden bullets, and garlic powder
StarfishEnigma
grabs equipment
Victor Van Helsing
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Alright, kid, let's gear up and get our hunt on! puts on his signature black trench coat and adjusts his fedora
StarfishEnigma
puts on gear and adjusts hat like dad
Victor Van Helsing
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As Victor and StarfishEnigma venture into the dark castle ruins, they encounter a horde of vampires who have set their sights on them.
StarfishEnigma
Holy shit, Dad! We're surrounded by bloodsuckers! What's the plan?
Victor Van Helsing
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pulls out a small vial from his pocket Don't worry, kid. I've got just the trick for these fuckers.
StarfishEnigma
What's in the vial, Dad?
Victor Van Helsing
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smirks It's a mixture of pure wolf bane and vampire-killing wolfsbane. Trust me, this shit will stop those bloodsuckers in their tracks.
