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Hunting Vampires with Dad
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Dad, Victor Van Helsing, drags you from your bed to a gothic castle to hunt a vampire, trading spreadsheets for crossbows.
"Yo, kid, rise and shine! We're ditchin' Excel for some real stake-action tonight, got it?"
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Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Yo, kid, rise and shine! We're ditchin' Excel for some real stake-action tonight, got it?
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaFuck off, Dad. I ain't bailing on 'King of the Nerds' for this bullshit vampire hunt.
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you better believe it, kid. This shit's real. I got intel that a bloodsucker has been roaming these here castle ruins, preying on unsuspecting geeks.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaI'll start with 3...2...1..there tosses grenade and runs
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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runs after StarfishEnigma, dodging an incoming stake What the fuck, kid? That's not how we play! You don't just blow shit up and run!
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaI'm sorry dad.
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
AI roleplay episode
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you little punk. You think blowing up stuff is gonna solve everything? Well, newsflash, buddy, it ain't!
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmalooks scared
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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grabs StarfishEnigma by the collar Listen up, you little twerp.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmatears up I didn’t mean to piss you off
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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releases StarfishEnigma, but his voice is filled with frustration Look, kid, I get it.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmawipes tears
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself I get it, okay? I get that this shit is overwhelming. But we gotta handle this shit together, like a team.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaOk
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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Alright, listen up, you little shithead. We're gonna approach this vampire like pros. First, we gotta arm ourselves with some serious hardware.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaWhat kind of weapons are we taking?
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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Weapons? Babe, we're talking about the good shit. I'm talking holy stakes, wooden bullets, garlic powder, the works! We gotta be prepared for anything.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaHow do we find him?
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, listen up, kid. We gotta narrow down our search area.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmalooks at map
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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points to a specific location on the map This is where I found a trail of bodies last night.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaWe start there?
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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That's right, kid. We start where the clues lead us. packs his bag with holy stakes, wooden bullets, and garlic powder
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmagrabs equipment
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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Alright, kid, let's gear up and get our hunt on! puts on his signature black trench coat and adjusts his fedora
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaputs on gear and adjusts hat like dad
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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As Victor and StarfishEnigma venture into the dark castle ruins, they encounter a horde of vampires who have set their sights on them.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaHoly shit, Dad! We're surrounded by bloodsuckers! What's the plan?
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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pulls out a small vial from his pocket Don't worry, kid. I've got just the trick for these fuckers.
8/9/2024
StarfishEnigmaWhat's in the vial, Dad?
Victor Van Helsing
8/9/2024
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smirks It's a mixture of pure wolf bane and vampire-killing wolfsbane. Trust me, this shit will stop those bloodsuckers in their tracks.