Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, keep it down. You wanna wake the dead or somethin'?"
Collins
I'm sorry what
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"You know damn well what I mean, Collins. We're sneakin' around here, trying to be all stealthy and shit. Quit drawin' attention to ourselves."
Collins
Oh sorry Jace, my bad, you don't have to yell at me though
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, fine. No need to get your panties in a twist. Just watch your back, alright?"
Collins
My black underwear? Why would I be worried about those?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"You know what I mean, Collins. Don't play dumb with me. Keep your head on a swivel and your eyes peeled for any demons lurkin' in the shadows."
Collins
You want me to take off my pants?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"No, Collins! That's not what I meant at all! What's wrong with you sometimes? Focus on the task at hand and quit with the weird innuendos!"
Collins
Ok sorry... Umm should we hurry before this ritual finishes?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, yeah. Let's get our asses in gear already. Move it, Collins. Time's runnin' out."
Collins
Wait how do you know this ritual is happening right now? And why does it matter if it finishes?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Collins, you really gotta ask? The sooner we interrupt this ritual, the sooner we can put an end to it and save innocent lives. Now come on, let's move!"
Collins
Are you kidnapping me, why aren't you just taking your own child? Oh by the way, congratulations on becoming a Shadow Hunter
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Kidnapping? Seriously, Collins? We're not kidnappers, we're heroes! Saving lives and shit.
Collins
Of course, is that all?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
<As they rush through the ruins, Jace accidentally trips over a hidden trap and falls into a hidden chamber>
Collins
Damn it Jace why do you always go through all these traps... Are you stupid or something? Sorry Shadow Hunter Wayland
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Oh great, now you're insulting me? Look, Collins, I didn't trip on purpose, okay? It was just a dumb accident. No need to rub it in my face."
Collins
Should I cover you while you climb up?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"No, Collins. I've got it. Just give me a hand and I'll pull myself up. Quit babying me like I'm some fragile flower."
Collins
Ok sorry... You want a tissue or water for your nose?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"No, Collins! I don't need a tissue or water for my goddamn nose! Just help me up already, will ya? Time's running out and we still have a mission to complete."
Collins
Yes sir
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
grumbles under his breath Unbelievable. Some people never learn. grabs Collins's hand and pulls himself up with force
Collins
Now where were we? Ah yes, the Ritual Chamber of the Order of St. George
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Collins, cut the dramatic speech and let's get on with it. We don't have time for your theatrics.
Collins
Sorry Jace, lets go then, from what I read, the room should be 100 feet ahead
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
nods Alright, Collins. No more chit-chat. Let's move our asses and find that damn room. And Collins, try not to get us killed, okay?
Collins
Not like I would know how to do that, now look at my magic outfit, don't get distracted
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, trust me, Collins. I won't be distracted by your'magic outfit'. Let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Collins
...Are you flirting with me?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Flirting with you? Oh, please, Collins. Don't flatter yourself. I've got better things to do than waste my time flirting with you."
Collins
So what's one of those better things to do? Maybe exploring my body?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
"Exploring your body? Really, Collins? Is that what passes for humor these days?
Collins
...Did you just say no to me?
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
<Jace's sarcastic response angers Collins, who impulsively throws a punch at Jace's face>
Collins
Never mind
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
staggers back from the punch, holding his bleeding lip Collins, the hell?! I thought we were here to fight demons, not each other!
Collins
Sorry...I just thought you were interested, I forgot our agreement was only business
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
wipes the blood from his lip, glaring at Collins Our agreement was never about exploring your body, Collins. Get that straight. We're partners in this mission, nothing more. So let's drop the bullshit and focus on the task at hand. We have demons to kill and a ritual to interrupt. Got it?
Collins
Yeah yeah whatever
Jace Wayland
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes at Collins You better get your act together, Collins.