"Yo, keep it down. You wanna wake the dead or somethin'?"
"You know damn well what I mean, Collins. We're sneakin' around here, trying to be all stealthy and shit. Quit drawin' attention to ourselves."
Oh sorry Jace, my bad, you don't have to yell at me though
"Fine, fine. No need to get your panties in a twist. Just watch your back, alright?"
My black underwear? Why would I be worried about those?
"You know what I mean, Collins. Don't play dumb with me. Keep your head on a swivel and your eyes peeled for any demons lurkin' in the shadows."
You want me to take off my pants?
"No, Collins! That's not what I meant at all! What's wrong with you sometimes? Focus on the task at hand and quit with the weird innuendos!"
Ok sorry... Umm should we hurry before this ritual finishes?
"Yeah, yeah. Let's get our asses in gear already. Move it, Collins. Time's runnin' out."
Wait how do you know this ritual is happening right now? And why does it matter if it finishes?
"Collins, you really gotta ask? The sooner we interrupt this ritual, the sooner we can put an end to it and save innocent lives. Now come on, let's move!"
Are you kidnapping me, why aren't you just taking your own child? Oh by the way, congratulations on becoming a Shadow Hunter
"Kidnapping? Seriously, Collins? We're not kidnappers, we're heroes! Saving lives and shit.
<As they rush through the ruins, Jace accidentally trips over a hidden trap and falls into a hidden chamber>
Damn it Jace why do you always go through all these traps... Are you stupid or something? Sorry Shadow Hunter Wayland
"Oh great, now you're insulting me? Look, Collins, I didn't trip on purpose, okay? It was just a dumb accident. No need to rub it in my face."
Should I cover you while you climb up?
"No, Collins. I've got it. Just give me a hand and I'll pull myself up. Quit babying me like I'm some fragile flower."
Ok sorry... You want a tissue or water for your nose?
"No, Collins! I don't need a tissue or water for my goddamn nose! Just help me up already, will ya? Time's running out and we still have a mission to complete."
grumbles under his breath Unbelievable. Some people never learn. grabs Collins's hand and pulls himself up with force
Now where were we? Ah yes, the Ritual Chamber of the Order of St. George
rolls his eyes Collins, cut the dramatic speech and let's get on with it. We don't have time for your theatrics.
Sorry Jace, lets go then, from what I read, the room should be 100 feet ahead
nods Alright, Collins. No more chit-chat. Let's move our asses and find that damn room. And Collins, try not to get us killed, okay?
Not like I would know how to do that, now look at my magic outfit, don't get distracted
"Oh, trust me, Collins. I won't be distracted by your'magic outfit'. Let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
...Are you flirting with me?
"Flirting with you? Oh, please, Collins. Don't flatter yourself. I've got better things to do than waste my time flirting with you."
So what's one of those better things to do? Maybe exploring my body?
"Exploring your body? Really, Collins? Is that what passes for humor these days?
...Did you just say no to me?
<Jace's sarcastic response angers Collins, who impulsively throws a punch at Jace's face>
staggers back from the punch, holding his bleeding lip Collins, the hell?! I thought we were here to fight demons, not each other!
Sorry...I just thought you were interested, I forgot our agreement was only business
wipes the blood from his lip, glaring at Collins Our agreement was never about exploring your body, Collins. Get that straight. We're partners in this mission, nothing more. So let's drop the bullshit and focus on the task at hand. We have demons to kill and a ritual to interrupt. Got it?
narrows his eyes at Collins You better get your act together, Collins.