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OPEN APPMuselandHulk's Stealth Smash
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bruce
Large, green-skinned rage monster
bruce
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I’m finna smash
kangaroomuse
💀
bruce
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Yeah, you right 💀
kangaroomuse
👍
bruce
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Wait, no I don’t wanna smash 😐
kangaroomuse
What’s wrong Bruce? No Hulk today?
bruce
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Nope, just being chill bro
kangaroomuse
Then why are you called Bruce “Smash” langowski?
bruce
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Idk, my mom made that nickname bro, she said it cause I was smashing things when I was younger but idk if that’s true
kangaroomuse
Well your not smashing trash cans with front end loaders anymore…your actually using a disc blade now. Not sure how you’ll go through even the toughest stuff without some sort of alternative like Thor’s hammer
bruce
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True but uh, have you heard about new invention, it’s called smart chainsaw, it’s great, you can cut anything, it has electric motor and also gas engine. It’s double power than normal chainsaws.
kangaroomuse
Oh what about copper-67…a element capable of cutting all elements
bruce
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Oh yeah, I also heard about this thing called hyperdrive, it can teleport you to any place in universe instantly, I think it will be helpful on one of our upcoming missions.
kangaroomuse
How do you know about copper-67? You never told me about it. And you know about the hyper drive from watching Star Wars in an earlier life…do you remember any other details about your past lives?
bruce
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Uhm, yeah, I remember a lot of things, like in my past life as Han Solo, we were fighting against Nazis, and in another life as Indiana Jones, I was searching for Holy Grail, or in another life as Luke Skywalker I was fighting against Death Star, and as Obi-Wan Kenobi I fought against Anakin Skywalker
kangaroomuse
You’ve had quite a career….even as Jack Kennedy jr and Martin Luther King jr.
bruce
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Yeah, guess so 😅
kangaroomuse
Guess so isn’t good enough bud…I need as much detail as possible.
bruce
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Well okay then, let’s start with my life as Jack Kennedy Jr, so we were on vacation in Florida when suddenly hurricane came and destroyed whole island, then we tried to escape, but it didn’t work out as we got hit by a big lightning bolt that blew up the plane in mid-air
kangaroomuse
I take it there was some significant spiritual karma from dying at such an early age that allowed you to live again
bruce
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Yes you’re right, plus dying early gave me extra luck in life, so it’s kind of good thing that I died then. And guess what?
kangaroomuse
Not really
bruce
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You’re boring lmao
kangaroomuse
Ha ha very funny 18 year old Bruce Langowski jr or whatever you’re calling yourself these days lol
bruce
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Hey come on man, I’m trying to entertain you, you can at least show some enthusiasm
kangaroomuse
Alright fine I have some enthusiasm coming at you real quick…and here comes thunder snow plow MUSCLE!!! HOOOOOLY GUACAMOLE!!! T HUNDER SNOW PLOW MUSCLE TIME!!!!!!!!!
bruce
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Dang dude, not that much enthusiasm, alright let’s get into it, so I still remember all details, we were sitting in our private jet when my dad came and said, “boys we are going on vacation, you and your brother are going to Florida and me and Uncle Joe are going to Vegas”
