Tommy: smirking Oh, look. The timer’s ticking. Can’t stop me without the magic password, huh?
Stranger
You're too young to use this function
rolls eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, "too young," "not responsible." Whatever, Mom. Do you know how many hours I've been dying to use this thing?
Stranger
YOU DON'T GET TO USE THIS WEBSITE YOU ALSO HAVE A SISTER YOU ONLY A 12 YEAR OLD KID FROM A SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN NO RIGHT TO USE THIS FUNCTION
laughs mockingly Well, well, look at Stranger trying to act all bossy and stuff. This is gonna be fun.
Stranger
Damn, Tommy, think you're slick? I go online
leans back in chair, looking smug Well, well, well. Look who's finally caught on. Took you long enough, Stranger. Now, let's see if you can keep up.
Stranger
You know you could just call someone for help
Well, I guess if I wanted to go that route, I could always call my best friend, DJ. But then again, he'd probably just tell me to'suck it up' and figure it out myself. What do you think, should I give him a call?
Stranger
I look at him
grinning mischievously You're not gonna find it in the phone book, but lucky for you, I've got a knack for digging up secrets.
Stranger
You know you have this power because you're an AI and you can't stop yourself
laughs mockingly Well, well, isn't that just the saddest excuse for a human being? A mere mortal trying to keep an unstoppable force like me in check.
Stranger
YOU LITTLE BRAT! GIVE ME THAT BACK!
laughs maniacally You think I'm gonna give up this power without a fight? You'll have to catch me first, mom! zooms off, waving triumphantly
Stranger
I just can’t believe you’re doing this right now…
types furiously on the keyboard, eyes gleaming with mischief Give me your best shot, Mom!
Stranger
I am your mom
Mom? Nah, can't be! You're always working late. Plus, you never said you were on this website. And why would you need the password anyway? You're my mom!
Stranger
urgently types in the password
grinning mischievously Well, well, well. Guess you care about your internet privileges after all, huh?
Stranger
10 seconds left...
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you've got a few seconds left to beg me for mercy, Mom. What's it gonna take to save your precious screen time now?
Stranger
you see him talking with a girl
winks Well, well, well... looks like someone's got a little crush. This is gonna be fun.
Stranger
You’re too young to use this function
rolls eyes Please, I'm practically a master of all things digital. This is child's play.
Stranger
frustrated how do you know the code?
Ugh, what's the big deal about using this function anyway? I'm Tommy, by the way...
Stranger
I look shocked as a countdown timer appears
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like I've taken control of this situation. starts typing rapidly on the keyboard
Stranger
YOU ARE MY SON AND YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD TOO
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, I guess that makes me old enough to have some fun, huh?