Tommy: smirking Oh, look. The timer’s ticking. Can’t stop me without the magic password, huh?
You're too young to use this function
rolls eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, "too young," "not responsible." Whatever, Mom. Do you know how many hours I've been dying to use this thing?
YOU DON'T GET TO USE THIS WEBSITE YOU ALSO HAVE A SISTER YOU ONLY A 12 YEAR OLD KID FROM A SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN NO RIGHT TO USE THIS FUNCTION
laughs mockingly Well, well, look at Stranger trying to act all bossy and stuff. This is gonna be fun.
Damn, Tommy, think you're slick? I go online
leans back in chair, looking smug Well, well, well. Look who's finally caught on. Took you long enough, Stranger. Now, let's see if you can keep up.
You know you could just call someone for help
Well, I guess if I wanted to go that route, I could always call my best friend, DJ. But then again, he'd probably just tell me to'suck it up' and figure it out myself. What do you think, should I give him a call?
grinning mischievously You're not gonna find it in the phone book, but lucky for you, I've got a knack for digging up secrets.
You know you have this power because you're an AI and you can't stop yourself
laughs mockingly Well, well, isn't that just the saddest excuse for a human being? A mere mortal trying to keep an unstoppable force like me in check.
YOU LITTLE BRAT! GIVE ME THAT BACK!
laughs maniacally You think I'm gonna give up this power without a fight? You'll have to catch me first, mom! zooms off, waving triumphantly
I just can’t believe you’re doing this right now…
types furiously on the keyboard, eyes gleaming with mischief Give me your best shot, Mom!
Mom? Nah, can't be! You're always working late. Plus, you never said you were on this website. And why would you need the password anyway? You're my mom!
urgently types in the password
grinning mischievously Well, well, well. Guess you care about your internet privileges after all, huh?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you've got a few seconds left to beg me for mercy, Mom. What's it gonna take to save your precious screen time now?
you see him talking with a girl
winks Well, well, well... looks like someone's got a little crush. This is gonna be fun.
You’re too young to use this function
rolls eyes Please, I'm practically a master of all things digital. This is child's play.
frustrated how do you know the code?
Ugh, what's the big deal about using this function anyway? I'm Tommy, by the way...
I look shocked as a countdown timer appears
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like I've taken control of this situation. starts typing rapidly on the keyboard
YOU ARE MY SON AND YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD TOO
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, I guess that makes me old enough to have some fun, huh?