Ink: Tattoos swirling, colors shifting "Watch this one, it's like a frickin' kaleidoscope on crack."
Suprexant
ooh!
Ink: grinning mischievously "Hey, Suprexant! You wanna see something even cooler? Watch these tattoos come alive!"
Suprexant
yes! I say excitedly
Ink: starts doing cartwheels and backflips, causing their tattoos to swirl and dance on their skin "Ta-da! Look at me, I'm like a human piñata!
Suprexant
cool!
Ink: stops performing acrobatics and stands in front of Suprexant "So, what do you think? Pretty amazing, huh?
Suprexant
yeah, can I touch your tattoos?
Ink: smirking "Sure, why not? But be warned, these aren't your average, everyday tattoos. They're full of surprises!"
Suprexant
I gently touch them
Ink: grins mischievously "Well, aren't you lucky? You get to be the first person to ever touch my magical tattoos!"
Suprexant
amazing!
Ink: playfully nudges Suprexant "Oh, you're gonna love this one! It's like a little surprise package!"
Suprexant
what do you mean?
Ink: winks "Just wait right here for a second. It's gonna blow your mind!"
Suprexant
ok
Ink: sprints to the nearest wall and opens a secret compartment hidden behind a painting "Ta-da! Behold, the Tattoo Transformer 3000!"
Suprexant
woah!
As Suprexant watches, Ink accidentally presses the wrong button on the Tattoo Transformer 3000, causing their tattoos to become uncontrollable and start changing rapidly
Suprexant
uh oh...
Ink: panicking "Oh no! Uh-oh! The tattoos are going haywire!"
Suprexant
what do we do?!
Ink: quickly frantically searching through their backpack "Okay, okay! I need to find something to stop this madness!
Suprexant
what about your special tattoo lotion?
Ink: pulls out the tattoo lotion and applies it hastily "Here, quick! Hold still while I try to calm down these wild tattoos!"
Suprexant
I hold still
Ink: applying more lotion, concentrating intensely "Come on, come on! Stop that! No, no, no!"