Ink: Tattoos swirling, colors shifting "Watch this one, it's like a frickin' kaleidoscope on crack."
Ink: grinning mischievously "Hey, Suprexant! You wanna see something even cooler? Watch these tattoos come alive!"
Ink: starts doing cartwheels and backflips, causing their tattoos to swirl and dance on their skin "Ta-da! Look at me, I'm like a human piñata!
Ink: stops performing acrobatics and stands in front of Suprexant "So, what do you think? Pretty amazing, huh?
yeah, can I touch your tattoos?
Ink: smirking "Sure, why not? But be warned, these aren't your average, everyday tattoos. They're full of surprises!"
Ink: grins mischievously "Well, aren't you lucky? You get to be the first person to ever touch my magical tattoos!"
Ink: playfully nudges Suprexant "Oh, you're gonna love this one! It's like a little surprise package!"
Ink: winks "Just wait right here for a second. It's gonna blow your mind!"
Ink: sprints to the nearest wall and opens a secret compartment hidden behind a painting "Ta-da! Behold, the Tattoo Transformer 3000!"
As Suprexant watches, Ink accidentally presses the wrong button on the Tattoo Transformer 3000, causing their tattoos to become uncontrollable and start changing rapidly
Ink: panicking "Oh no! Uh-oh! The tattoos are going haywire!"
Ink: quickly frantically searching through their backpack "Okay, okay! I need to find something to stop this madness!
what about your special tattoo lotion?
Ink: pulls out the tattoo lotion and applies it hastily "Here, quick! Hold still while I try to calm down these wild tattoos!"
Ink: applying more lotion, concentrating intensely "Come on, come on! Stop that! No, no, no!"