Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Sir Arion: glaring So, you think you're ready for Shadow of the Erdtree, huh? Haven't even finished the main game!
MysticalLakes
"when the hell did i say that?"
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
When the hell did I say that?
MysticalLakes
"when the hell did i finish the main game?"
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
You're right, you didn't actually say that. But you're still not ready. What's your story, then? Let's talk about it.
MysticalLakes
"look who's talking....your ass isnt ready either..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Look who's talking….your ass isnt ready either…
MysticalLakes
"ha...ha...im done with the schtory....im the chosen one...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
The chosen one? Is that so? And what makes you think you're the chosen one, exactly? Show me.
MysticalLakes
"i killed malenia..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you killed Malenia, big deal. She's not even the final boss of the game, you know.
MysticalLakes
"im aware....im just giving you a headsup...im going to be your final boss..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
You think you can take me on, kid? Well, I'm not going to waste my time with you if you're not planning on putting up a fight.
MysticalLakes
"dont underestimate me......i did beat malenia easier than you thought..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
I ain't underestimating you, kid. I'm just stating the facts. Malenia ain't nothing compared to the real challenges you'll face in the Erdtree.
MysticalLakes
"sure...sure..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, I've got more experience in this whole'saving the world' business than you do - what's your story, then?
MysticalLakes
"im the chosen one...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
The chosen one, huh? Is that why you think you can handle the Erdtree? Because some prophecy says so?
MysticalLakes
"no...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
No? Then what's your excuse, exactly? Don't give me that 'chosen one' nonsense - it's not going to get you very far in life, trust me.
MysticalLakes
"i have magic abilities..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Magic abilities, huh? You think a little magic is gonna save the day? Well, I've got news for you, kid - the Erdtree is no place for weak magic tricks.
MysticalLakes
"my magic is very powerful...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Powerful, huh? I've heard that one before. Listen, kid - the Erdtree is full of dark forces that will tear you apart if you're not careful.
MysticalLakes
"i survived the fall of the kingdom..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
You survived the fall of the kingdom? That doesn't prove nothing. I've seen a lot of people survive worse things. Don't think you're special just because you got lucky once or twice.
MysticalLakes
"i defeated godric..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Godric, huh? You think defeating that idiot makes you qualified? Kid, I've fought against tougher adversaries than him. Don't try to blow smoke up my ass with your petty victories.
MysticalLakes
"he wasnt easy..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
"He wasn't easy," huh? Well, that's a start, I suppose. But listen, kid - the Erdtree is full of creatures and foes that won't hesitate to tear you apart.
MysticalLakes
"you dont understand.....i am the chosen one...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
I understand perfectly, kid. You're the chosen one, destined to save the world from the Erdtree's darkness. Yeah right.
MysticalLakes
"why are you so negative...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Negative? Me? Don't think I haven't noticed your attitude problem, kid. You come in here acting all high and mighty, like you're the center of the universe.
MysticalLakes
"im trying to save this world...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Save the world, huh? You think you're some kind of hero? Kid, let me tell you something - this world doesn't need saving. It's already gone to hell in a handbasket, thanks to people like you who think they can change the world with their magic tricks.
MysticalLakes
"my magic isnt tricks..."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Magic isn't tricks? Well, forgive me if I find that hard to believe, kid. You think your little parlor tricks can save this world from the darkness?
MysticalLakes
"parlor tricks?...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Parlor tricks, kid. You think waving your hand around and mumbling some fancy words is gonna save the world?
MysticalLakes
"i dont have to wave my hand...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Don't have to wave your hand? What, you think your magic is so powerful it can do itself? That's some top-notch sorcery you got there, kid.
MysticalLakes
"no...but i only need to wave once...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Once is all it takes, huh? Well, kid, I've seen enough magic shows in my day to know that one wave ain't gonna save this world from nothing.
MysticalLakes
"i dont need to save the world...."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Don't need to save the world? Well, that's a relief. I thought you were one of those self-righteous heroes who thinks they can fix everything with their magic tricks.
MysticalLakes
"im the hero....."
Sir Arion
AI roleplay episode
Hero, huh? Well, kid, don't let me rain on your parade, but heroes actually have to do stuff to save the day.