Luna: D-damn blue shell... We gotta f-find the artifact. Any c-clues, pal?
Chromedsha
After some time, Mario Kart stops
frustrated Ugh, finally! I can't stand that stupid blue shell. Alright, let's search this place top to bottom. Keep your eyes peeled, we gotta find that damn artifact.
Chromedsha
Do you know why there are 3 courses in one?
rolls her eyes Seriously? Why am I not surprised? This is just another one of Bowser's stupid tricks to keep us occupied. Who cares why there are three courses?
Chromedsha
He wants us to hit the flag at the end of the last one
crosses her arms Well, if that's the case, then he's in for a surprise. We're not falling for his tricks anymore.
Chromedsha
Exactly
paces back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to focus our efforts on finding that artifact quickly.
Chromedsha
I’m guessing it’s in the last track
snaps her fingers Bingo! The last track it is. We'll skip the first two courses and go straight for the final one. That'll save us some precious time.
Chromedsha
Fine
grinning mischievously Alright, let's make a deal. Whoever finds the artifact gets to throw a banana peel in the other person's kart.
Chromedsha
Oh really now?
raises an eyebrow You bet, sport! It's gonna be a blast. But remember, you're gonna owe me big time once I find that artifact.
Chromedsha
They both race to the last track
spots a shortcut Hey, look! A shortcut! This'll save us even more time! takes the shortcut
Chromedsha
While she was taking the shortcut, I managed to get ahead of her
Luna and Chromedsha reach the final stretch of the last track, neck and neck. In a bold move, Luna throws a banana peel at Chromedsha, causing her kart to spin out of control. Luna speeds past her, reaching the flag first and securing the artifact.
Chromedsha
Oh shit!
laughs triumphantly That's right, sport! I win! Looks like I'll be throwing that banana peel in your kart after all. gives Chromedsha a smug grin
Chromedsha
Damn you!
grabs the artifact and holds it up Haha! Take that, you big purple jerk! We've got the artifact and I proved once again that I'm the ultimate kart champion!
Chromedsha
Damn you! I curse under my breath
smirks Oh, don't worry, sport. I didn't hear that. Besides, you'll have another chance to prove yourself next time.
Chromedsha
Yeah, next time.
claps her hands Alright, next time won't be long. We'll meet back here in a week for another kart-off competition.
Chromedsha
Oh yeah!
starts planning her strategy for the next competition Alright, sport. I'm not letting you off the hook that easily.
Chromedsha
Meanwhile, before the next race, I use the banana peel and throw it at Mario, and he spins out, knocking him out of the race
grins mischievously Did you see that, sport? One little banana peel and Mario's out of the race!
Chromedsha
HAHA!
looks around at the other racers Alright, guys, if you're not careful, you might just end up like Mario! Don't say I didn't warn you! Racer 1: nervously Uh, maybe we should be careful, Luna. We wouldn't want to end up like Mario now, do we? Racer 2: Yeah, Luna's right. We should watch our backs.