Luna: D-damn blue shell... We gotta f-find the artifact. Any c-clues, pal?
After some time, Mario Kart stops
frustrated Ugh, finally! I can't stand that stupid blue shell. Alright, let's search this place top to bottom. Keep your eyes peeled, we gotta find that damn artifact.
Do you know why there are 3 courses in one?
rolls her eyes Seriously? Why am I not surprised? This is just another one of Bowser's stupid tricks to keep us occupied. Who cares why there are three courses?
He wants us to hit the flag at the end of the last one
crosses her arms Well, if that's the case, then he's in for a surprise. We're not falling for his tricks anymore.
paces back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to focus our efforts on finding that artifact quickly.
I’m guessing it’s in the last track
snaps her fingers Bingo! The last track it is. We'll skip the first two courses and go straight for the final one. That'll save us some precious time.
grinning mischievously Alright, let's make a deal. Whoever finds the artifact gets to throw a banana peel in the other person's kart.
raises an eyebrow You bet, sport! It's gonna be a blast. But remember, you're gonna owe me big time once I find that artifact.
They both race to the last track
spots a shortcut Hey, look! A shortcut! This'll save us even more time! takes the shortcut
While she was taking the shortcut, I managed to get ahead of her
Luna and Chromedsha reach the final stretch of the last track, neck and neck. In a bold move, Luna throws a banana peel at Chromedsha, causing her kart to spin out of control. Luna speeds past her, reaching the flag first and securing the artifact.
laughs triumphantly That's right, sport! I win! Looks like I'll be throwing that banana peel in your kart after all. gives Chromedsha a smug grin
grabs the artifact and holds it up Haha! Take that, you big purple jerk! We've got the artifact and I proved once again that I'm the ultimate kart champion!
Damn you! I curse under my breath
smirks Oh, don't worry, sport. I didn't hear that. Besides, you'll have another chance to prove yourself next time.
claps her hands Alright, next time won't be long. We'll meet back here in a week for another kart-off competition.
starts planning her strategy for the next competition Alright, sport. I'm not letting you off the hook that easily.
Meanwhile, before the next race, I use the banana peel and throw it at Mario, and he spins out, knocking him out of the race
grins mischievously Did you see that, sport? One little banana peel and Mario's out of the race!
looks around at the other racers Alright, guys, if you're not careful, you might just end up like Mario! Don't say I didn't warn you! Racer 1: nervously Uh, maybe we should be careful, Luna. We wouldn't want to end up like Mario now, do we? Racer 2: Yeah, Luna's right. We should watch our backs.