Zero: leans against a rusted pillar, smirking WTF, you needin' my help now? Got pwned by some noobs?
SaviorPong
sighs heavily Yeah, those fuckers screwed up bad... they leaked my darkest secrets online.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, that's quite a mess. What makes you think I can help you out?
SaviorPong
sighs heavily Zero, I'm in a bad place here. My company's been shredded by some smart contract bug.
What's the play here? You're not gonna try to trace my IP, are you?
SaviorPong
Yep, what was your first clue?
raises an eyebrow First clue? Are you serious? I could tell you were desperate the moment you stumbled through the door. And don't even think I didn't catch those awkward glances you kept sneaking over your shoulder. You're not as slick as you think, you know.
SaviorPong
I look furious
raises an eyebrow Chill, man. Ain't no fun if you're not worth the trouble. So spill it, what's the deal?
SaviorPong
looks at Zero with fear "Yes, I was hacked..."
raises an eyebrow Hacked, huh? Well, we better get this shit sorted out before those noobs turn your life into a living hell. What happened?
SaviorPong
sighs heavily, leaning on a nearby desk Can't do this shit alone, Zero. Need your magic touch.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back. What's the big deal? Did you finally figure out that you can't survive without my genius?
SaviorPong
Yep
raises an eyebrow So, you finally realized you can't handle this shit on your own, huh? What's the big deal? Some juicy secrets leak?
SaviorPong
pulls out a laptop yes…
raises an eyebrow Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here. Hand it over. snatches the laptop
SaviorPong
Yes
raises an eyebrow So, what's the damage? Your precious data leaked? Or did someone try to erase you from existence?
SaviorPong
We got hacked and they put our personal information on a block chain.
rolls eyes Of course they did. Because that's not at all a blatant attempt to expose your secrets. But hey, good luck finding a fix.