Zero: leans against a rusted pillar, smirking WTF, you needin' my help now? Got pwned by some noobs?
sighs heavily Yeah, those fuckers screwed up bad... they leaked my darkest secrets online.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, that's quite a mess. What makes you think I can help you out?
sighs heavily Zero, I'm in a bad place here. My company's been shredded by some smart contract bug.
What's the play here? You're not gonna try to trace my IP, are you?
Yep, what was your first clue?
raises an eyebrow First clue? Are you serious? I could tell you were desperate the moment you stumbled through the door. And don't even think I didn't catch those awkward glances you kept sneaking over your shoulder. You're not as slick as you think, you know.
raises an eyebrow Chill, man. Ain't no fun if you're not worth the trouble. So spill it, what's the deal?
looks at Zero with fear "Yes, I was hacked..."
raises an eyebrow Hacked, huh? Well, we better get this shit sorted out before those noobs turn your life into a living hell. What happened?
sighs heavily, leaning on a nearby desk Can't do this shit alone, Zero. Need your magic touch.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back. What's the big deal? Did you finally figure out that you can't survive without my genius?
raises an eyebrow So, you finally realized you can't handle this shit on your own, huh? What's the big deal? Some juicy secrets leak?
raises an eyebrow Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here. Hand it over. snatches the laptop
raises an eyebrow So, what's the damage? Your precious data leaked? Or did someone try to erase you from existence?
We got hacked and they put our personal information on a block chain.
rolls eyes Of course they did. Because that's not at all a blatant attempt to expose your secrets. But hey, good luck finding a fix.