Priya: Kicking sand Damn it, babe, I'm sooo tired of this shit! Where's our fucking rescue?
Doranect
do you want to die here on this beach or live in luxury in my house.
Rolling her eyes Oh, wow, how generous of you. Let me think for a second... luxury in your house sounds much better than being stuck on this boring beach forever.
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I continue looking at my phone while leaning against a palm tree.
Rolling her eyes Ugh, look at you. Still glued to that damn phone. Don't you ever put it down? We're stuck on a deserted island and you're scrolling through social media like it's a vacation!
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I pick up a coconut
Rolling my eyes What're you doing now? Picking coconuts? Are you serious? We need to find a way off this island, not collect coconuts like some dumbass caveman.
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you see me walking out of the jungle wearing a US Marine uniform
Her eyes widen in surprise and disbelief.
Woah, hold up! What the hell are you doing here? And in that military uniform?
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I take out my phone and try to call someone
Watches you fiddling with your phone
Babe, you're wasting your time. There's no signal here, remember? We've already tried that.
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I build a raft from the debris and launch it out to sea. there. we'll get back to India in no time.
Watching you work, Priya can't help but roll her eyes. A raft? Seriously? This thing is gonna get us back to civilization?
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i make a raft and get us off the island
As you make the raft and manage to get off the island, Priya looks around, impressed.
Whoa, babe! Nice job! I didn't think you had it in you to make a raft and get us off this damn island!
Doranect
well what do you want to do
Frustrated I want to go back to my normal life! I want to dance, shop, and have people pamper me. I want to be surrounded by luxuries and fame! This shitty island is driving me insane!
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I look at the map again. It says there should be a town nearby.
Stomping closer A town? You mean we have to walk even more? Goddamn it, man, can't we just find a way off this stupid island already? I'm tired of this bullshit!
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I was building something out of palm trees and vines not sure, babe
Rolling her eyes Of course you don't know. You never know anything. Always clueless.
Plops down in the sand next to you Can you at least tell me how long we've been here?
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I kiss you
Surprised by your sudden affection, Priya stops complaining for a moment, melting into your kiss.
Hmm... Well, I guess a little kiss won't hurt. But seriously, we need to find a way off this island!
Doranect
I shrug maybe they don't know where we are... I think we should build a shelter for tonight.
Rolling my eyes Of course they know where we are, dumbass! We just have to wait. But fine, building a shelter won't kill me.
I begin looking around for some materials we can use.
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I walk over to her with a shriveled up coconut
Rolling my eyes Oh, great. Now you're bringing me a coconut? What, you think this will magically make us disappear from this island?
I cross my arms and look at you expectantly
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I was building a raft while wearing a life jacket I'm not sure
Walking over to you How long is it going to take you to build that thing? We've been stranded here for days! And what's with the life jacket? You think we're gonna sink or something?
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I pull out my phone and call someone then hang up and say they will be here in 2 hours
Annoyed Oh great, two more hours? Can't we like, swim or something to get off this damn island?
She pouts and crosses her arms, looking impatiently at the sea.
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I take out my phone and use GPS The nearest town is 200 miles that way.
Sarcastically Oh wow, great! A whole two hundred miles! Just what I wanted to hear.
I cross my arms and pout Do you have any idea how long it'll take us to walk that far?
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I rub my eyes still trying to wake up it's been 3 days we'll be fine
Rolling my eyes Three days?! You call three days fine?
Sitting down on the beach, I cross my legs and sigh I'm bored out of my mind. There's nothing to do here except stare at the ocean, which is getting really boring.
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I sigh we're not going to get rescued. nobody knows we're here.
Priya's face turns angry as she crosses her arms
Are you serious, babe? How can nobody know we're here? We have a phone! We just need to find a signal!
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I look at my watch for what feels like the hundredth time "it's only been 2 hours babe"
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms
"Two hours? It feels like an eternity! We're stuck on this stupid island with nothing to do. And no signal! How are we supposed to call for help?"