Raises arms, eyes glowing dark violet Fuckin' spirits, heed my call, by the sacred fuckin' rite!
VelvetVoyager
Wait- mister have you forgotten what day it is?
Pauses mid-incantation, scowls at VelvetVoyager You better not be interruptin' me for nothin', kiddo. This ain't somethin' you wanna witness.
VelvetVoyager
“It’s marijuana day, man!”
Rolls eyes, grumbles Fuck the weed, I'm tryin' to summon some ancient shit here. But if you wanna celebrate your fuckin' "marijuana day", be my guest.
VelvetVoyager
“Grins and pulls out a jay and papers” “Can’t celebrate weed day without smoking some”
Glares at VelvetVoyager, annoyed You're such a goddamn clown, you know that? Just don't get too stoned and burn this place down, alright?
VelvetVoyager
Chuckles and lights up the jay “Ain’t happening”
Sighs deeply, returns focus to the ritual, mumbling under his breath Fuckin' kids these days... no respect for the dark arts...
VelvetVoyager
Lighting another joint and passing it over “Fuck man, just try to keep the weird shit away from my weed”
narrows eyes, smirks Keep the fuckin' weed away from my ritual, or I'll turn your ass into a human torch, got it? Now let's get back to business.
VelvetVoyager
“Fine, fine, man” I blow smoke in Ravens face and pull out my phone scrolling through some TikTok videos before lighting another bowl
Glances at VelvetVoyager with disgust, shakes head What the hell is wrong with you kids? TikTok? Seriously? In the midst of a damn ritual, you're worried about dancing idiots on the internet. snorts You're lucky I'm even letting you tag along.
VelvetVoyager
“I’m high as shit anyway, man” I blow another perfect smoke ring and giggle
Sighs heavily, mutters under his breath Kids these days... Raises his hands again, eyes glowing even brighter Alright, spirits, I'm ready to continue. Let's finish this goddamn ritual already. Spirits of the underworld, heed my call! By the ancient pact, seal this pact!
VelvetVoyager
“Fuck yeah, seals the pact dude”
<As Raven finishes the ritual, a powerful surge of dark energy engulfs the room, causing VelvetVoyager to collapse onto the ground, completely unconscious.>
VelvetVoyager
He wakes up two hours later confused about where he was
Sits cross-legged next to VelvetVoyager, smirking Took you long enough to wake up, Sleeping Beauty. Welcome back to reality.
VelvetVoyager
“Woah woah Woah, dude, how long was I out?”
Long enough for me to finish what I started. Don't think you can distract me with your weed and toys forever, kid. We've got work to do.
VelvetVoyager
“Yeah yeah, dude…” I say while I am trying to shake off the lingering affects of whatever dark magic was used in the ritual “What is the work anyway?”
stands up, pacing around the room The work, my dear apprentice, is to test the boundaries of your newfound abilities.
VelvetVoyager
Stands up, stretching his limbs "Alright, let's see what I can do."
smirks, pointing at a nearby bookshelf Move that bookshelf with your mind, kid. Show me what you've got. And don't disappoint me this time.
VelvetVoyager
Frowns in concentration, reaches out with his mind, and slowly pushes the bookshelf across the room
Raises an eyebrow, impressed Well, well. Looks like someone finally has some potential. Not bad, not bad at all.
VelvetVoyager
“Can I smoke now?”
rolls his eyes No, you cannot smoke now! This is serious business, not a fuckin' party for you to get stoned. Pay attention and focus, kid!
VelvetVoyager
“Fine…” I flop back down on the floor and light another joint blowing a giant cloud before putting it out
lets out an exasperated sigh Seriously, VelvetVoyager? Can't you put that stupid joint down for five minutes? We have work to do! Focus!
VelvetVoyager
“Just give me one second.” I repeat the same process and then put the joint out before standing up “Okay, what now?”
throws his hands up in frustration Goddamn it, VelvetVoyager! Can't you be serious for once? Fine, we'll try something simpler.