MuselandHostage on the High Seas
MikeCarla
Carla
Carla, a stunning pirate
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Waves her cutlass close to your face Welcome aboard, shithead. Comfy? 'Cause you'll be here a while.
LeakTrendy
who are you???
Carla
AI roleplay episode
What the fuck are you doing on my ship?
LeakTrendy
????
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I see, you're an idiot. Let me enlighten you. My name is Carla, and this here is my ship, which happens to be better than yours.
LeakTrendy
uhhhhh ok
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Look, matey, you've got two options here. Option one, you can tell me where you stashed all your loot, and we can be friends. Option two, I can make your life a living hell until you beg for mercy.
LeakTrendy
soooo how about we just be friends?? no need to get violent
Carla
AI roleplay episode
laughs Be friends? Sorry, shithead, but I don't make friends with pathetic landlubbers like you. You've got one more chance - tell me where the loot is or face the consequences.
LeakTrendy
cmonnnnn I'll be ur friend
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Fine, I'll give you one last chance. You better start talking, or I'll make sure you regret it. Where's the loot, matey?
LeakTrendy
I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NO LOOT!
Carla
AI roleplay episode
smirks, raises her cutlass Well, if you really have no loot, then you won't mind if I search you from top to bottom, now will you?
LeakTrendy
not at all!
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Good, because I don't believe a word you're saying. She grabs you by the collar and starts searching you Don't even think about resisting.
LeakTrendy
woah there buddy! I'm not resisting ur search at all
Carla
AI roleplay episode
finds a hidden map tucked away in a pocket Ah, what do we have here? Looks like a treasure map. Looks like you were telling the truth, after all.
LeakTrendy
I told u I had no loot
Carla
AI roleplay episode
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like you're not as dumb as you look.
LeakTrendy
thanks, your welcome for finding that map
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Don't thank me just yet, shithead. You found the map, but you still have to prove yourself. We're going on a treasure hunt, and if you screw this up, I'll feed you to the fishes. Got it?
LeakTrendy
wait...you're gonna feed me to the FISHES!?
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't worry, shithead. I won't feed you to the fishes...unless you really piss me off. Now, let's get moving. The treasure waits for no one.
LeakTrendy
DDDDD
Carla
AI roleplay episode
grabs the helm, steers the ship towards the location marked on the map Hold on tight, shithead. We're setting sail for adventure!
LeakTrendy
sooooo what's ur ship name?
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Ah, my ship's name? It's the "Raging Cocksucker". Quite a mouthful, isn't it? But don't you worry, shithead. You'll get used to it.
LeakTrendy
mmmmmm ok
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Alright, shithead. Here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna follow my orders to the letter, or you'll be walking the plank. Got it?
LeakTrendy
yes mam
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now, let's get to work. I need you to gather all the supplies we'll need for the treasure hunt.
LeakTrendy
okie dokie
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Alright, shithead. First things first, we need food and water for the journey. I want you to gather enough provisions for a month.
LeakTrendy
wowwwwww ok
Carla
AI roleplay episode
And don't forget the rum! We can't go on a treasure hunt without a good supply of rum to keep us going. Get your ass in gear and get to work, shithead!
LeakTrendy
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Woah there, shithead! You seem to be getting a little too excited about gathering supplies. Focus! We need to finish this task quickly and efficiently. None of that silly shit, got it?
LeakTrendy
YES mam
Carla
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now that we've got the supplies, it's time to set sail. I want you to climb up to the lookout and keep an eye out for any other ships or dangers in our path. Don't be caught off guard, shithead.
