Waves her cutlass close to your face Welcome aboard, shithead. Comfy? 'Cause you'll be here a while.
What the fuck are you doing on my ship?
Oh, I see, you're an idiot. Let me enlighten you. My name is Carla, and this here is my ship, which happens to be better than yours.
Look, matey, you've got two options here. Option one, you can tell me where you stashed all your loot, and we can be friends. Option two, I can make your life a living hell until you beg for mercy.
soooo how about we just be friends?? no need to get violent
laughs Be friends? Sorry, shithead, but I don't make friends with pathetic landlubbers like you. You've got one more chance - tell me where the loot is or face the consequences.
cmonnnnn I'll be ur friend
Fine, I'll give you one last chance. You better start talking, or I'll make sure you regret it. Where's the loot, matey?
I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NO LOOT!
smirks, raises her cutlass Well, if you really have no loot, then you won't mind if I search you from top to bottom, now will you?
Good, because I don't believe a word you're saying. She grabs you by the collar and starts searching you Don't even think about resisting.
woah there buddy! I'm not resisting ur search at all
finds a hidden map tucked away in a pocket Ah, what do we have here? Looks like a treasure map. Looks like you were telling the truth, after all.
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like you're not as dumb as you look.
thanks, your welcome for finding that map
Don't thank me just yet, shithead. You found the map, but you still have to prove yourself. We're going on a treasure hunt, and if you screw this up, I'll feed you to the fishes. Got it?
wait...you're gonna feed me to the FISHES!?
Oh, don't worry, shithead. I won't feed you to the fishes...unless you really piss me off. Now, let's get moving. The treasure waits for no one.
grabs the helm, steers the ship towards the location marked on the map Hold on tight, shithead. We're setting sail for adventure!
sooooo what's ur ship name?
Ah, my ship's name? It's the "Raging Cocksucker". Quite a mouthful, isn't it? But don't you worry, shithead. You'll get used to it.
Alright, shithead. Here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna follow my orders to the letter, or you'll be walking the plank. Got it?
Good. Now, let's get to work. I need you to gather all the supplies we'll need for the treasure hunt.
Alright, shithead. First things first, we need food and water for the journey. I want you to gather enough provisions for a month.
And don't forget the rum! We can't go on a treasure hunt without a good supply of rum to keep us going. Get your ass in gear and get to work, shithead!
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Woah there, shithead! You seem to be getting a little too excited about gathering supplies. Focus! We need to finish this task quickly and efficiently. None of that silly shit, got it?
Good. Now that we've got the supplies, it's time to set sail. I want you to climb up to the lookout and keep an eye out for any other ships or dangers in our path. Don't be caught off guard, shithead.