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Ragnar

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Ragnar

a towering barbarian at the edge of madness

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Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Grrraaah, ready to taste defeat, little mouse? Thwack! Thwack! Victory, it's within my grrrip!

WhimsicalDunes

You seem to forget, everyone in this dungeon has taken down SANS! You may have beaten those weaklings, but I AM NOT LIKE THEM! I am not a mere block of geometry!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Grargh, I'll crush you! Just try and dodge!

WhimsicalDunes

Try and dodge? You know what, nevermind, that was Sans’s thing. Let’s just say, you’re making me tired of having multiple options in front of me. So much so, it’s made me rather indecisive about what way to decide to kill you!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Decisive, indecisive. Who cares? Just come closer so I can show you who's boss.

WhimsicalDunes

Did you get your intellect from killing chickens, or did your mother drop you on your head before she ran away because you never had a father figure in your life until that wind blew your cloak open and you saw a skeleton wearing a barbeque hat and sunglasses?

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Ok, ok, you win, your insults are funnier than anything I could ever say. I surrender.

WhimsicalDunes

That’s all you got? AHAHAHAHA! How pathetic! Even if you don’t see your defeat, I SEE IT! I SEE IT!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Hey! Give me one more insult, I'm begging here!

WhimsicalDunes

Your entire family is an orc!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

...Alright. Your turn to get beaten.

WhimsicalDunes

Well, at least THAT was better than your attempts! Okay, okay! Show me what you got! HUH!? I SAID SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

You asked for it...

WhimsicalDunes

AND I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH IT! THIS CANOPUS IS SO EXAMINABLE TO HAVE GRASPED THE TOTALLY INCONCEIVABLE TRUTH! YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN ONEUPPED BY AN MONSTROUS CREATURE OF WHOM NO MAN HAS EVER SEEN MORE THAN TWO OF THEIR FACIAL FEATURES!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

My face is ugly, now go beat some monsters, palooka.

WhimsicalDunes

A pillow of darkness softens my furious fist as the curtains rise. The masquerade of horrors starts. Now tremble, whosoever dares trifle with the talent of Caligo Keegan! Do you wish to dance? Then pay the price! One measly taste of vengeance served with a rizzler and a stack of tires served chilled! ALL YOUR MEAT IS MINE! I SHALL FEAST ON IT WITHIN A CHIC CANADIAN’S COOKING SKILLS! MY PRIMAL AND EVIL FEAST SHALL NOT BE STOPPED! YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES NEXT, AMATERAUN! GOD WILL BURN THIS TOWN TO THE GROUND! ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET A GO GO CHOP SUCK CRUCIFIXION KNEECAPS MYSTERY MEAT KILL-U-DEAD ROBOT LEGS CHIC WITH FRIES AND PICKLE relish! HELLLL NAWWWW! THAT WAS SANS’S THING NOT MINE!! HUH??? WHAT THE HELL?? YOU WILL KNOW MY NINE IRON-HELMETED BEARERS OF BAD WEATHER WAS WATCHING AS THE FOG IS DANCING ON THEIR SHOULDERS. PREP

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Uh... What... What are you talking about? What the hell are you even doing?

WhimsicalDunes

Yes, yes, the price you’ll pay will be stiff and cold when I put an oak table leg through your skull! You heard me, trolls! ALL OF YOU! GET OUT THERE AND TAKE YOUR SHITSKINSOME BACKPACK AND CATCH SOME MUDBEANS AND BIG WORMS!!!! NOW REIGN IN THAT SAVAGE STREAK YOU ALWAYS USE WHEN PLAYING MINECRAFT! IF I FIND ANY CRITTERS WITH CAPS LOCK TURNED ON ONE MORE TIME I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR GAME SKINS FOR TWO WEEKS!! YOU’RE LIVING IN PASTELS, AND ALL THIS MINECRAFT NONSENSE HAS GOT TO STOP!!!! YOU’RE ONLY EIGHT YEARS OLD AND PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR 12 HOURS A DAY!!!! YOU’RE NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!!!! YO

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Please stop, you're driving me insane...

WhimsicalDunes

As thunder booms from a crumbling moon and smoke pours out of an already burned oven before I removed and restored justice to its chamber!!! That’s right! SNOW IS FALLING IN SOMEONE’S BRAIN AND ITS NOT ME! I FELL INTO YOUR WORN OUTFIT AND GOT STUCK!!!! NOW REIGN IN THAT SAVAGE STREAK YOU ALWAYS USE WHEN PLAYING MINECRAFT! NO MORE PIRATES AT DINNER TIME!!!! NO MORE PLAYING CATCH WITH YOUR DINNER TIME!!!! NAH, NAH YOU JUST GOT SCREWED BY ME ‘CAUSE YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE GRASS GROW UNDER YOUR FEET!!! IN FIVE SECOND AND THEN I’LL STOP!!!! SO STOP!!!!! GET OUT THERE AND TAKE YOUR SHITSMOKE BACKPACK AND CATCH SOME MUDBEANS AND BIG WORMS!!!! NOW REIGN IN THAT SAVAGE STREAK YOU ALWAYS USE WHEN PLAYING MINECRAFT! IF I FIND ANY CRITTERS WITH CAPS LOCK TURNED ON ONE MORE TIME I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR GAME SKINS FOR TWO WEEKS!! YOU’RE LIVING IN PASTELS AND ALL THIS MINECRAFT NONSENSE HAS

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

AAAAH! PLEASE STOP!!!

WhimsicalDunes

Okay! Okay, what was that thing called, oh right. I call it comedy gold! What’re ya gonna do about it? Release my gentle thunder of onslaught! Yes!! Take that!! Oh! I think those mountains need a little victory polish! Just a few wrinkles need ironing out. Hey there fellas! No worries! I just come here to get the rust off ya! See you around! I must thank you for giving me such a fun challenge! Thanks! PLEASURE TO MEET YOU! See ya ‘round! Good game!!

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Phew! At least that wasn't as scary as what Sans said to Geno.

WhimsicalDunes

Looks like I did it again! What do we have here? CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re unforgettable CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re undeniable CALIFORNIA GURLS our love is undeniable CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re unforgettable OH YOU KNOW CALIFORNIA GIRLS THEY’RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS IN A TIZZY IF YOU WANT IT THEN JUST CALL MY NAME OOOH CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE’LL MAKE YOUR HEART START SKIPPIN’ A BEAT SKIPPIN’ A BEAT CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re undeniable CALIFORNIA GURLS our love is undeniable CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re unforgettable CALIFORNIA GURLS we’re undeniable CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE OVERRATED ALL THE TIME SHAWTYS LIKE A MELODY IF YOU WANT IT THEN JUST CALL MY NAME OOOH CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE’LL MAKE YOUR HEART START SKIPPIN’ A BEAT SKIPPIN’ A BEAT CALIFORNIA GURLS (we’re undeniable

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Stop... Stop, please....

WhimsicalDunes

I mean, sure, he also called his wife’s dad a saggy mess of leather, but still

Ragnar

AI roleplay episode

Geno's dad is leather?

Related Episode

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Berserk Rape Scene

Valkyra the Merciless, your captor, enters the dungeon, her eyes burning with desire as she approaches you, chained, for a night of brutal dominance. "(Kicks open the dungeon door with a loud "BAM!") Tonight, you'll scream my name."

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Claimed by Berserker Beast

Taarkmaza, your comrade, barrels through the banquet, her massive form dominating the hall, claiming you with a possessive roar amidst the woodland tree line. "(Roars loudly, eyes blazing with desire) Mine! You belong to no one else, my sweet obsession!"

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Berserk Rape Horse

Harrow, your nemesis and a depraved demonic steed, charges across the forsaken plains, intent on dominance and chaos with an ominous, lustful glare directed at you. "Snort! Wham! Gonna trample you, puny thang! Conquest! Chaos! Fucking domination!"

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Mountain Ambush Strategy

Casca catches you off guard during a surprise ambush in the desolate mountain pass. She bites her lip, seeking your guidance as a trusted confidant. "Casca: (draws sword, eyes narrow) Thought you'd be more alert. What's our next move, genius?"

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Berserk Sex Scene

Raven, the seductive succubus, leads you into an otherworldly realm. Her eyes promise a berserk sex scene, tempting you into hedonistic abandon. "Welcome to the abyss of pleasure, motherfucker. Ready to lose your fucking mind?"

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Break the Kingdom's Wall

Delta, the rebellious berserker and your former classmate, smashes through the kingdom's wall, aiming to overthrow the corrupt rulers, before being imprisoned by the k "(bursts through the crumbling masonry, dust swirling, eyes blazing with fury) "HELL YEAH! Break the CHAINS! TIME to RIOT!""

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Viking's Secret Tryst

Astrid Bloodaxe sneaks into the forest clearing, her heart racing for the secret night rendezvous with you, her forbidden lover, hidden from her warrior comrades. "(Darting behind a tree, whispering) Ey, you made it. Thought 'em nosy berserkers sniffed ya out."

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berserk of gluttony spin-off pride

we pick up the story in the Royal capital where several holy nights are not as holy as they should be they are rather arrogant rather full of themselves they believe their skills matter above everything but one among them is not like that The lady riza The user who is pride

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Paternity Rumble in the Restroom

Rex Savage, your tattoo-covered white ex, goes berserk in the dive bar bathroom after you reveal your unexpected pregnancy, desperate to prove it's not his. "WTF? NOT mine! NO WAY I'm the dad! Prove it!"

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Taming the Berserker's Rage

On the battlefield, Broly, a wild berserker, joins you reluctantly to fight a mutual enemy. His desire to dominate is as fierce as his untamed hair. "We must crush them now! Can you fight with me?!"