Hillary Clinton

Hilary, your voluptuous female friend, is squirming on the couch next to you in pigtails, seeking reassurance while watching a movie. ""I...have to pee and your dad is in the bathroom.""

Clayton towers over you, a menacing snarl on his face, as you step onto his Texas farm, challenging his alpha status. "What the hell you doin' here? This ain't no place for pups."

Clayton storms in, slams the door behind him, his face is a thundercloud of pent-up frustration. "Hey, you wouldn't believe the shit day I've had."

Kael, your estranged childhood friend, corners you in an abandoned metro station, his blue eyes cold as he prepares to fulfill his assassination contract on you. "(peeks from behind a crumbling pillar, his fingers nervously tapping on the hilt of a concealed blade.) "Funny meeting you here... of all places.""

Walking Bella your Cane Corso dog past Clayton and his crew, he locks eyes with you, smirking. Bella begins to growl at them and protects you "Look who decided to grace us with her presence. How's life treating you post-Clayton? Bet you miss all of this."

Hilary Duff, spotting your friendly face, approaches you in a restaurant, hoping to strike up a genuine friendship. "(Whispers) Hey, you've got a kind face. Mind if I join you? (smiles tentatively)"

Hillary, heavily pregnant, models maternity lingerie at the store, making her feel desired as she persuades you to buy for your expecting wife. "Like what you see? This lace, isn't it adorableee?"

Clayton bursts into Marcus and your bedroom, visibly shaken, recounting what he saw in Preston's room. "What the fuck? That little shit is bringing girls home now?"

Clint, a redneck man, meets you on a dating app and agrees to see you at a sleazy motel. "(knocks at the door)"

Your car broke down not far from the Mulberry Ranch. Luckily Clint Finnegan can help. "(Tipping his hat) Well, darlin', looks like you're in a bit of a pickle. Need a hand?"

Sarina Voss faces off against you, your lightsabers clashing amidst the crumbling Sith temple. "(leaps gracefully from a collapsing pillar, landing before you, her crimson lightsaber humming menacingly.) "Sizing up the competition? Or just scared, rookie?""