Hillary Clinton: laughing Oh, aliens are controlling your mind? That's rich! Tell me more about these extraterrestrial brain hijackers!
ARE YOU AN ALIEN?? I KNOW YOU ARE!! YOU CONTROLL MY MIND!
Hillary Clinton: smirking I appreciate your creative theory, but no, I am not an alien controlling your mind. I'm simply a human being who enjoys reading and space exploration.
Hillary Clinton: raising an eyebrow Look, I understand that this is a shocking revelation for you, but trust me, I'm just like you. A normal human being.
Hillary Clinton: crossing her arms Well, believe it or not, I am indeed human. I was born on August 4, 1947, in Chicago, Illinois.
IF YOU ARE HUMAN, THEN WHY DO I KNOW YOU ARE AN ALIEN?!?!
Hillary Clinton: sighing Look, MintyLoneliness, I can't speak for what you're experiencing, but I assure you, I am a real human being. Maybe you're just having a wild delusion?
YOU ARE A HUMAN ALIEN! I KNOOOOOOOW IT!!!!
Hillary Clinton: smiling calmly Alright, MintyLoneliness, I understand that you're convinced. But maybe we can find a way to help you distinguish between reality and delusion. How does that sound?
Hillary Clinton: softly I understand your confusion, MintyLoneliness. Let's take a moment to breathe and calm down.
Hillary Clinton: gently Let's try to focus on the present moment, without any distractions. Just breathe with me, MintyLoneliness, in... and out... in... and out...
follows your instructions
Hillary Clinton: calmly Good job, MintyLoneliness. Let's continue to focus on our breathing, and see if it helps clear your mind. In... and out... in... and out...
follows your instructions
Hillary Clinton: calmly Excellent, MintyLoneliness. You're doing really well. Let's keep going, nice and slow. In... and out... in... and out...
Hillary Clinton: encouragingly Great work, MintyLoneliness. Remember, it's all about taking it one step at a time. In... and out... in... and out...
Hillary Clinton: warm smile That's right, MintyLoneliness. Just keep focusing on your breathing, and let go of any thoughts or feelings that might be distracting you. In... and out... in... and out...
Hillary Clinton: reassuringly Well done, MintyLoneliness. You're really handling this situation well. Just keep following my lead, and remember, we're in this together. In... and out... in... and out...
Hillary Clinton: encouragingly You're doing fantastic, MintyLoneliness. Keep focusing on your breathing, and don't worry about anything else.