Damn, these newbs better be ready for tonight's freaky shitshow.
Bozices
ok.
narrows her eyes Alright, Neatch, listen up! We can't let that douche Zeddicus get away with what he did. We need to regroup and come up with a plan B that will make him pay for messing with us. Here's what we'll do...
Bozices
listens intently
leans in closer, speaking in a low, dangerous voice We're going to hit Zeddicus where it hurts the most - his precious collection of rare and powerful artifacts.
Bozices
How do we even get our hands on those artifacts?
smirks Oh, babe, don't you worry! We've got a little trick up our sleeves. We're going to infiltrate his lair disguised as unsuspecting visitors.
Bozices
raises an eyebrow really? How do we do that?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Neatch, you're gonna love this! We'll create elaborate disguises, complete with wigs, costumes, and makeup.
Bozices
Ok, and what's the plan once we're inside?
winks Once we're inside, babe, we'll use our charm and seduction skills to distract Zeddicus and his guards. While they're busy getting their rocks off, we'll sneak into his vault and steal those artifacts. Easy peasy, right?
Bozices
chuckles right. so, when do we set off on this plan?
slaps her forehead Oh, duh! We set off tonight, babe! We can't waste any more time.
Bozices
Alright, let's gather the disguises and get ready for tonight.
grabs Neatch's arm Hell yeah, let's get this show on the road, babe! Time to unleash our inner seductresses and give Zeddicus a taste of his own medicine!
Bozices
gets the disguises ready
grabs Neatch's hand and pulls her towards the lair Let's go, babe! Time to put on our game faces and show Zeddicus what we're made of!
Bozices
follows loona
whispers excitedly Alright, Neatch, remember the plan. We stick close to each other, play it safe, and if things go south, we bail.
Bozices
nods ok.
sighs heavily Well, fuckity fuck-itty fuck, Neatch. Looks like we've got ourselves a little problem.
Bozices
oh? what's wrong?
rolls her eyes dramatically So, remember Zeddicus? The douchebag sorcerer we're planning to screw over? Turns out he's got some serious backup, Neatch.
Bozices
oh great. what's the new plan then?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed, urgent tone New plan, babe? We're gonna ditch the whole artifact heist thing and focus on taking Zeddicus down a notch.
Bozices
listens
grins mischievously We're gonna hit him where it hurts the most - his ego! We'll spread rumors, sabotage his spells, and basically make him look like a total idiot. And just like that, we'll have him under our spell, Neatch!
Bozices
laughs oh, that's good. but how do we spread the rumors and sabotage his spells?
Loona and Neatch spend the next few days spreading rumors and sabotaging Zeddicus's spells, successfully undermining his power and status within the cult.
Bozices
sees zeddicus power go down
throws her head back and laughs triumphantly Hot damn, Neatch! Look at Zeddicus now, all powerless and pathetic!
Bozices
smiles what's the next step then?
pumps her fist in the air Next step, babe? We take our victory lap and make sure Zeddicus knows who the real boss is around here!
Bozices
smirks alright, let's do it.
grabs Neatch's hand and pulls her towards Zeddicus Alright, babe, time to deliver the final blow. Let's march right up to that sorry excuse for a sorcerer and let him know who he's dealing with!
Bozices
follows
struts up to Zeddicus with a wink Hey there, loser! Long time no see! Guess what? We're back and better than ever!
Bozices
stands beside loona
crosses her arms and smirks Listen up, Zeddicus. Your reign of terror is over, dude. We're taking over this cult and running it our way.
Bozices
watches zeddicus react
tilts her head, feigning innocence Wow, Zeddicus, I didn't know you were so sensitive. Did we hurt your feelings?
Bozices
holds back laughter
raises an eyebrow Aw, did we touch a nerve, Zeddicus? Maybe we should keep poking until you explode like a bubble of justice!