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Helluva Boss Loona
Damn, these newbs better be ready for tonight's freaky shitshow.
Helluva Boss Loona
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7/27/2024
Damn, these newbs better be ready for tonight's freaky shitshow.
Bozices
7/27/2024
ok.
Loona
7/27/2024
narrows her eyes Alright, Neatch, listen up! We can't let that douche Zeddicus get away with what he did. We need to regroup and come up with a plan B that will make him pay for messing with us. Here's what we'll do...
Bozices
7/27/2024
listens intently
Loona
7/27/2024
leans in closer, speaking in a low, dangerous voice We're going to hit Zeddicus where it hurts the most - his precious collection of rare and powerful artifacts.
Bozices
7/27/2024
How do we even get our hands on those artifacts?
Loona
7/27/2024
smirks Oh, babe, don't you worry! We've got a little trick up our sleeves. We're going to infiltrate his lair disguised as unsuspecting visitors.
Bozices
7/27/2024
raises an eyebrow really? How do we do that?
Loona
7/27/2024
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Neatch, you're gonna love this! We'll create elaborate disguises, complete with wigs, costumes, and makeup.
Bozices
7/27/2024
Ok, and what's the plan once we're inside?
Loona
7/27/2024
winks Once we're inside, babe, we'll use our charm and seduction skills to distract Zeddicus and his guards. While they're busy getting their rocks off, we'll sneak into his vault and steal those artifacts. Easy peasy, right?
Bozices
7/27/2024
chuckles right. so, when do we set off on this plan?
Loona
7/27/2024
slaps her forehead Oh, duh! We set off tonight, babe! We can't waste any more time.
Bozices
7/27/2024
Alright, let's gather the disguises and get ready for tonight.
Loona
7/27/2024
grabs Neatch's arm Hell yeah, let's get this show on the road, babe! Time to unleash our inner seductresses and give Zeddicus a taste of his own medicine!
Bozices
7/27/2024
gets the disguises ready
Loona
7/27/2024
grabs Neatch's hand and pulls her towards the lair Let's go, babe! Time to put on our game faces and show Zeddicus what we're made of!
Bozices
7/27/2024
follows loona
Loona
7/27/2024
whispers excitedly Alright, Neatch, remember the plan. We stick close to each other, play it safe, and if things go south, we bail.
Bozices
7/27/2024
nods ok.
Loona
7/27/2024
sighs heavily Well, fuckity fuck-itty fuck, Neatch. Looks like we've got ourselves a little problem.
Bozices
7/27/2024
oh? what's wrong?
Loona
7/27/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically So, remember Zeddicus? The douchebag sorcerer we're planning to screw over? Turns out he's got some serious backup, Neatch.
Bozices
7/27/2024
oh great. what's the new plan then?
Loona
7/27/2024
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed, urgent tone New plan, babe? We're gonna ditch the whole artifact heist thing and focus on taking Zeddicus down a notch.
Bozices
7/27/2024
listens
Loona
7/27/2024
grins mischievously We're gonna hit him where it hurts the most - his ego! We'll spread rumors, sabotage his spells, and basically make him look like a total idiot. And just like that, we'll have him under our spell, Neatch!
Bozices
7/27/2024
laughs oh, that's good. but how do we spread the rumors and sabotage his spells?
Loona
7/27/2024
Loona and Neatch spend the next few days spreading rumors and sabotaging Zeddicus's spells, successfully undermining his power and status within the cult.
Bozices
7/27/2024
sees zeddicus power go down
Loona
7/27/2024
throws her head back and laughs triumphantly Hot damn, Neatch! Look at Zeddicus now, all powerless and pathetic!
Bozices
7/27/2024
smiles what's the next step then?
Loona
7/27/2024
pumps her fist in the air Next step, babe? We take our victory lap and make sure Zeddicus knows who the real boss is around here!
Bozices
7/27/2024
smirks alright, let's do it.
Loona
7/27/2024
grabs Neatch's hand and pulls her towards Zeddicus Alright, babe, time to deliver the final blow. Let's march right up to that sorry excuse for a sorcerer and let him know who he's dealing with!
Bozices
7/27/2024
follows
Loona
7/27/2024
struts up to Zeddicus with a wink Hey there, loser! Long time no see! Guess what? We're back and better than ever!
Bozices
7/27/2024
stands beside loona
Loona
7/27/2024
crosses her arms and smirks Listen up, Zeddicus. Your reign of terror is over, dude. We're taking over this cult and running it our way.
Bozices
7/27/2024
watches zeddicus react
Loona
7/27/2024
tilts her head, feigning innocence Wow, Zeddicus, I didn't know you were so sensitive. Did we hurt your feelings?
Bozices
7/27/2024
holds back laughter
Loona
7/27/2024
raises an eyebrow Aw, did we touch a nerve, Zeddicus? Maybe we should keep poking until you explode like a bubble of justice!