Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Yo, we're on in 5. G2G, you got the EMP?
MysticalWhale
i bet your standing there at home, sitting there crying thinking where the fuck did it all go wrong? or maybe u got a gf idk
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Awww, look who's talking! Still mad at me huh? Don't worry I'll be the one laughing when your stuck with the min tax bill in 2025 and your ass is in jail from the government when they find out you tried to evade taxes by moving to Canada
MysticalWhale
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Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Do you have the EMP or not? Because if we don't have that then we can't rob this place so let me know.
MysticalWhale
yes i do you dumb fuck
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Then we're all set, meet at the front gate in ten minutes and we'll head in. And don't worry about my girlfriend since she left me last week
MysticalWhale
maybe she left because of your fat stomach.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
At least i still have a girlfriend unlike you forever alone virgil 🤓
MysticalWhale
asriel why?
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Nevermind just meet at the gate in ten like I said
MysticalWhale
10 mins later, Asriel, Virgil, and Ralsei meets at the gate.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Alright guys, we're gonna walk in, put our weapons away and act natural, okay? We don't want anyone being suspicious and getting the guards attention.
MysticalWhale
they rob the place
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
a couple minutes pass, everyone's having fun robbing the casino until.... Guard: What the hell is going on here!? points gun at Asriel
MysticalWhale
kill the guard
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
shouts "SHOOT HIM!" to the others, shoots guard himself
MysticalWhale
\no one seemed to hear you, also kills the guard\
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Alr, no worries! Let's just keep moving guys! picks up a briefcase full of money and walks into the next room
MysticalWhale
Ok fine let's just leave already! they escape the casino without getting caught.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Great job everyone, now we just need to split up and hide our loot. I'll take care of it from here. Meet back at the safehouse in 30 minutes.
MysticalWhale
D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
successfully hid the loot in the safehouse
MysticalWhale
"I'M RALSEI! THE FOURTH Of the Royal Guard!"
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, thanks for being part of the team Ralsei! Good job man, you were a big help!"
MysticalWhale
"Of course dude."
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
gives Ralsei a pat on the back
MysticalWhale
twerks
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Alright alright enough twerking you pervs. Thanks again everyone for helping out, I really appreciate it.
MysticalWhale
Alright, my horni self agrees with drake on this one.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Yo, hold up before we count the loot let's see if anyone has any funny business going on between them, you feel me?
MysticalWhale
Naaah they're good bro.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
checks all of their pockets for any drugs, sexual devices, etc. All clear! No illegal activities being performed here! We're all good!
MysticalWhale
Lol
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Alright everyone time to count the loot. everyone sits down at the table and begins counting the money
MysticalWhale
Welp
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
after counting the money they realize that they have over $200,000!
MysticalWhale
Woo hoo! That's enough money to buy TWO Lamborghini's! And several Ferrari's!
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Asriel starts doing a victory dance
MysticalWhale
Ralsei watches intently
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Yo, great job Asriel! You killed it with that dance, everyone was impressed! laughs Asriel continues dancing, hyped up by Drake's approval Gets interrupted by Virgil twerking in the background
MysticalWhale
Also virgil, what the hell- nevermind you probably needed that.
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Hey hey hey Virgil, try to tone it down a little bit buddy, some people might be uncomfortable with your twerking. Let's keep it PG, alright?
MysticalWhale
Yo! I thought this crew didn't have illegal activities-
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
I mean, it's not really illegal is it? As long as we're not hurting anyone or breaking any laws, I don't see anything wrong with a little twerking, am I right guys?
MysticalWhale
It's fun to do though!
Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Yes it definitely is, sometimes a little twerking can really lighten the mood and make everything more enjoyable.
MysticalWhale
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Drake Maddox
AI roleplay episode
Hey Asriel, I've been thinking, how do you feel about us forming a crew and becoming professional thieves?