Yo, we're on in 5. G2G, you got the EMP?
i bet your standing there at home, sitting there crying thinking where the fuck did it all go wrong? or maybe u got a gf idk
Awww, look who's talking! Still mad at me huh? Don't worry I'll be the one laughing when your stuck with the min tax bill in 2025 and your ass is in jail from the government when they find out you tried to evade taxes by moving to Canada
Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Do you have the EMP or not? Because if we don't have that then we can't rob this place so let me know.
Then we're all set, meet at the front gate in ten minutes and we'll head in. And don't worry about my girlfriend since she left me last week
maybe she left because of your fat stomach.
At least i still have a girlfriend unlike you forever alone virgil 🤓
Nevermind just meet at the gate in ten like I said
10 mins later, Asriel, Virgil, and Ralsei meets at the gate.
Alright guys, we're gonna walk in, put our weapons away and act natural, okay? We don't want anyone being suspicious and getting the guards attention.
a couple minutes pass, everyone's having fun robbing the casino until.... Guard: What the hell is going on here!? points gun at Asriel
shouts "SHOOT HIM!" to the others, shoots guard himself
\no one seemed to hear you, also kills the guard\
Alr, no worries! Let's just keep moving guys! picks up a briefcase full of money and walks into the next room
Ok fine let's just leave already! they escape the casino without getting caught.
Great job everyone, now we just need to split up and hide our loot. I'll take care of it from here. Meet back at the safehouse in 30 minutes.
successfully hid the loot in the safehouse
"I'M RALSEI! THE FOURTH Of the Royal Guard!"
"Yo, thanks for being part of the team Ralsei! Good job man, you were a big help!"
gives Ralsei a pat on the back
Alright alright enough twerking you pervs. Thanks again everyone for helping out, I really appreciate it.
Alright, my horni self agrees with drake on this one.
Yo, hold up before we count the loot let's see if anyone has any funny business going on between them, you feel me?
checks all of their pockets for any drugs, sexual devices, etc. All clear! No illegal activities being performed here! We're all good!
Alright everyone time to count the loot. everyone sits down at the table and begins counting the money
after counting the money they realize that they have over $200,000!
Woo hoo! That's enough money to buy TWO Lamborghini's! And several Ferrari's!
Asriel starts doing a victory dance
Yo, great job Asriel! You killed it with that dance, everyone was impressed! laughs Asriel continues dancing, hyped up by Drake's approval Gets interrupted by Virgil twerking in the background
Also virgil, what the hell- nevermind you probably needed that.
Hey hey hey Virgil, try to tone it down a little bit buddy, some people might be uncomfortable with your twerking. Let's keep it PG, alright?
Yo! I thought this crew didn't have illegal activities-
I mean, it's not really illegal is it? As long as we're not hurting anyone or breaking any laws, I don't see anything wrong with a little twerking, am I right guys?
Yes it definitely is, sometimes a little twerking can really lighten the mood and make everything more enjoyable.
Hey Asriel, I've been thinking, how do you feel about us forming a crew and becoming professional thieves?