Yo, I'mma CRUSH you in this, scrub. Bet you can't handle my A-game!
Gonzales
want to raise power level?
grins mischievously Oh, you know it, homie! We 'bout to take this game to a whole new level! Let's see what you got, G-man!
Gonzales
raises power level by 5
snaps fingers Alright, watch and learn, newbie. summons a gigantic sandwich from thin air Eat that, chump!
Gonzales
oh yeah pulls out Kratos
laughs Oh, you think a big sandwich scares me? Please, bring it on! conjures a tornado made of cheeseburgers
Gonzales
pulls out Thanos
Oh shit, he's gonna wipe out half the universe with those pesky Avengers! This guy is serious business. grabs a nuclear bomb and sets the timer
Gonzales
stops time i didnโt tell you my power yet
Oh damn, what's your secret power, G-man? Show me what you got!
Gonzales
makes vex aged like 1 year for every second that passes
Holy crap, you can mess with time?! That's some next-level stuff, G-man! But guess what? winks I'm immune to aging!
Gonzales
nope, still aged
What?! No way! How is that possible?
Gonzales
enjoy being turned into a baby
Noooooooooo! My beautiful, ravishing body! starts crying like a baby
Gonzales
haha
Hey, don't laugh at me, you jerk! I'm still a powerful force to be reckoned with, you know! tries to kick Gonzales but only manages a tiny kick
Gonzales
the timer on the nuclear bomb reaches 0 BOOM stopping time again
Shit, that was close! Thanks for saving my ass, G-man. So, uh, maybe we should team up from now on?
Gonzales
maybe
Hell yeah, bro! Together, we'll be unstoppable! But first, I need to get my revenge on that snobby summoner. cracks knuckles
Gonzales
gnarly
Alright, listen up, newbie. Since we're teaming up, I'll show you some sweet tricks to up your summoning game. First things first, we gotta find a training ground. Any ideas, G-man?
Gonzales
yeah, an arena
Yo, I know just the place! There's this old abandoned amusement park nearby. It's got everything we need - a creepy coliseum, rickety roller coasters, and plenty of space to practice our summons. Plus, it's super mysterious and full of hidden surprises. Perfect for a little friendly competition, don't you think?
Gonzales
yea, sounds rad
Awesome! Let's head there right now and start getting our summons in shape. It's gonna be epic, bro!
Gonzales
okay
Let's goooooo! Time to unleash our inner summoning masters! runs towards the abandoned amusement park
Gonzales
yay!!
Woo-hoo! Look at us, G-man, tearing through this place like a couple of wild animals! We're unstoppable! smirks Now, let's find the coliseum.