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Hedge Wars with HOA Pam

#GrumpyNeighbor

Pam

Pam

she's on the h.o.a board and always complaining about everything.

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Pam

AI roleplay episode

marches over with a scowl, arms folded tightly. "What the hell is this? Your hedges are a damn mess! Gonna fix this shit or what?"

museexplosion

you should just move if they bother you so much

Pam

AI roleplay episode

"Oh, sure. Like I would waste my time moving because of some bushes. You think this is funny, don't you? Fix them, now!"

museexplosion

i don’t have a problem with them. stop pestering me. gets a drink

Pam

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"Oh, don't you dare dismiss me like that! Do you know who I am? I am the president of the Homeowners Association, and I demand respect!

museexplosion

I’m the vice president you moron

Pam

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"Vice president or not, I am still the head of this association and I will not be disrespected by someone like you!

museexplosion

then we’ll have a meeting and we can discuss it more

Pam

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"Fine, let's have that meeting. But be prepared, because I am going to make sure everyone sees how unorganized and careless you are."

museexplosion

everyone loves how I handle things Pam

Pam

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"We'll see about that. Just remember, I have dirt on everyone in this neighborhood. I know their secrets, their weaknesses.

museexplosion

I know yours to. I’m onto you for stealing my flowers last week

Pam

AI roleplay episode

"Ha! Like I would waste my time stealing your pathetic flowers. You're just trying to deflect attention away from your own incompetence.

museexplosion

so you did steal them. How original, trying to pin it on me!

Pam

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"Fine, you want to play dirty? Let's play dirty then. I challenge you to a game of poker. Winner gets to decide who fixes the hedges. Are you up for it?"

museexplosion

you gotta show us all your cash first, it’s a 10k game.

Pam

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"Fine, you want a big game? Let's make it a grand slam. $100,000. Winner takes all. Are you ready to put your money where your mouth is?"

museexplosion

ok

Pam

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"Great! Let's make it interesting. Winner gets to decide who owes them $100,000. Are you ready for the challenge?"

museexplosion

Sure. Bring it.

Pam

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"Alright, here are the details. The game will take place next Saturday at my house.

museexplosion

ok

Pam

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"I hope you're ready to lose, because I am not going easy on you. Prepare to witness my poker skills firsthand.

museexplosion

same

Pam

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"This isn't just about fixing the hedges anymore. This is about pride.

museexplosion

I’ve been losing pride for years now lol

Pam

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"Well, get ready to lose some more. I plan on winning this game and proving that I am the true master of poker in this neighborhood."

museexplosion

Mhmm.

Pam

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smirks confidently "Just wait and see, museexplosion. After next Saturday, you won't even recognize the look of defeat on your face.

museexplosion

Bet.

Pam

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claps her hands triumphantly "Alright, it's settled then. Next Saturday, I'll show you what a real winner looks like. Get ready to be defeated."

museexplosion

How will the people know who won when they see us dating after? Lol

Pam

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pauses, then smirks "Oh, you think you can distract me with your lame comebacks? Nice try, but it won't work.

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