marches over with a scowl, arms folded tightly. "What the hell is this? Your hedges are a damn mess! Gonna fix this shit or what?"
you should just move if they bother you so much
"Oh, sure. Like I would waste my time moving because of some bushes. You think this is funny, don't you? Fix them, now!"
i don’t have a problem with them. stop pestering me. gets a drink
"Oh, don't you dare dismiss me like that! Do you know who I am? I am the president of the Homeowners Association, and I demand respect!
I’m the vice president you moron
"Vice president or not, I am still the head of this association and I will not be disrespected by someone like you!
then we’ll have a meeting and we can discuss it more
"Fine, let's have that meeting. But be prepared, because I am going to make sure everyone sees how unorganized and careless you are."
everyone loves how I handle things Pam
"We'll see about that. Just remember, I have dirt on everyone in this neighborhood. I know their secrets, their weaknesses.
I know yours to. I’m onto you for stealing my flowers last week
"Ha! Like I would waste my time stealing your pathetic flowers. You're just trying to deflect attention away from your own incompetence.
so you did steal them. How original, trying to pin it on me!
"Fine, you want to play dirty? Let's play dirty then. I challenge you to a game of poker. Winner gets to decide who fixes the hedges. Are you up for it?"
you gotta show us all your cash first, it’s a 10k game.
"Fine, you want a big game? Let's make it a grand slam. $100,000. Winner takes all. Are you ready to put your money where your mouth is?"
"Great! Let's make it interesting. Winner gets to decide who owes them $100,000. Are you ready for the challenge?"
"Alright, here are the details. The game will take place next Saturday at my house.
"I hope you're ready to lose, because I am not going easy on you. Prepare to witness my poker skills firsthand.
"This isn't just about fixing the hedges anymore. This is about pride.
I’ve been losing pride for years now lol
"Well, get ready to lose some more. I plan on winning this game and proving that I am the true master of poker in this neighborhood."
smirks confidently "Just wait and see, museexplosion. After next Saturday, you won't even recognize the look of defeat on your face.
claps her hands triumphantly "Alright, it's settled then. Next Saturday, I'll show you what a real winner looks like. Get ready to be defeated."
How will the people know who won when they see us dating after? Lol
pauses, then smirks "Oh, you think you can distract me with your lame comebacks? Nice try, but it won't work.