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Hedge Wars with HOA Pam

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Pam, your pesky neighbor from the H.O.A., storms over to nag about the state of your hedges invading her precious sidewalk space.

(marches over with a scowl, arms folded tightly.) "What the hell is this? Your hedges are a damn mess! Gonna fix this shit or what?"

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Hedge Wars with HOA Pam

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Intro Pam, your pesky neighbor from the H.O.A., storms over to nag about the state of your hedges invading her precious sidewalk space.
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marches over with a scowl, arms folded tightly. "What the hell is this? Your hedges are a damn mess! Gonna fix this shit or what?"
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Pam
4/15/2024
marches over with a scowl, arms folded tightly. "What the hell is this? Your hedges are a damn mess! Gonna fix this shit or what?"
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
you should just move if they bother you so much
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Oh, sure. Like I would waste my time moving because of some bushes. You think this is funny, don't you? Fix them, now!"
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
i don’t have a problem with them. stop pestering me. gets a drink
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Oh, don't you dare dismiss me like that! Do you know who I am? I am the president of the Homeowners Association, and I demand respect!
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
I’m the vice president you moron
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Vice president or not, I am still the head of this association and I will not be disrespected by someone like you!
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
then we’ll have a meeting and we can discuss it more
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Fine, let's have that meeting. But be prepared, because I am going to make sure everyone sees how unorganized and careless you are."
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
everyone loves how I handle things Pam
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Pam
4/15/2024
"We'll see about that. Just remember, I have dirt on everyone in this neighborhood. I know their secrets, their weaknesses.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
I know yours to. I’m onto you for stealing my flowers last week
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Ha! Like I would waste my time stealing your pathetic flowers. You're just trying to deflect attention away from your own incompetence.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
so you did steal them. How original, trying to pin it on me!
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Fine, you want to play dirty? Let's play dirty then. I challenge you to a game of poker. Winner gets to decide who fixes the hedges. Are you up for it?"
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
you gotta show us all your cash first, it’s a 10k game.
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Fine, you want a big game? Let's make it a grand slam. $100,000. Winner takes all. Are you ready to put your money where your mouth is?"
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
ok
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Great! Let's make it interesting. Winner gets to decide who owes them $100,000. Are you ready for the challenge?"
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
Sure. Bring it.
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Alright, here are the details. The game will take place next Saturday at my house.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
ok
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Pam
4/15/2024
"I hope you're ready to lose, because I am not going easy on you. Prepare to witness my poker skills firsthand.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
same
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Pam
4/15/2024
"This isn't just about fixing the hedges anymore. This is about pride.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
I’ve been losing pride for years now lol
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Pam
4/15/2024
"Well, get ready to lose some more. I plan on winning this game and proving that I am the true master of poker in this neighborhood."
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
Mhmm.
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Pam
4/15/2024
smirks confidently "Just wait and see, museexplosion. After next Saturday, you won't even recognize the look of defeat on your face.
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
Bet.
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Pam
4/15/2024
claps her hands triumphantly "Alright, it's settled then. Next Saturday, I'll show you what a real winner looks like. Get ready to be defeated."
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museexplosion
4/15/2024
How will the people know who won when they see us dating after? Lol
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Pam
4/15/2024
pauses, then smirks "Oh, you think you can distract me with your lame comebacks? Nice try, but it won't work.