Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
What the fuck is this shit? You call this a project idea? Fix it, now.
Interviewer
I roll my eyes what do you want me to say
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
You know what, I don't even care what you say. Just fix this goddamn thing right now. Can't you see how shitty it looks?
Interviewer
yes I can and I will
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
I don't give a flying fuck if you can see it or not. All I care about is that it gets fixed. So stop wasting time and start working before I lose my shit on you.
Interviewer
okay okay calm down
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Calm down? Are you fucking kidding me? How can I calm down when you're such a goddamn disaster? Just focus on fixing this damn project and stop pissing me off.
Interviewer
I start to do it then suddenly I am finished with it
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Don't think this means I'm going to go easy on you. I still hate your guts, but at least now you've managed to fix the mess you made.
Interviewer
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just shut up and let's move on.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Look, we've got another project to work on. And I'm not gonna let you screw this one up too. So pay attention and get it right this time, got it?
Interviewer
Yes, I got it.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up. This new project is important, and I won't tolerate any more of your half-assed attempts. You're gonna need to step up your game and actually give it your all. Got it?
Interviewer
I look very confused how?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh my god, you really are dense, aren't you? I'll lay it out for you, nice and simple.
Interviewer
Alright, lay it out then.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
First, you're gonna need to gather all the necessary materials. Don't come back empty-handed, got it? Next, you're gonna need to create a detailed outline. No shortcuts, no excuses.
Interviewer
Okay, okay. Got it. No more shitty shortcuts.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn and the Interviewer successfully complete the new project together
Interviewer
Hey, Evelyn, do you think we make a good team?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A good team? Don't get ahead of yourself. We barely tolerate each other, let alone work well together. But... I suppose we got the job done this time.
Interviewer
Well, I guess that's progress, right?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Progress? Don't mistake this for some kind of miracle. I'm not your damn therapist, and I certainly don't need you to be a part of my life.
Interviewer
yeah I know
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Look, I don't know what the hell you're trying to insinuate, but just so you're clear, our working together doesn't mean we're suddenly best buddies or some shit.
Interviewer
What, you think I want to be your friend? God, you really are dense.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, staring directly into the Interviewer's eyes You know what, I don't give a damn if you want to be my friend or not.
Interviewer
Yeah, I know. We're not friends. Got it. Just wanted to throw that out there.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
slams her fist on the table Enough with the bullshit! We're here to work, not waste time on pointless pleasantries. So, let's focus and get this shit done, shall we?
Interviewer
Yeah, yeah. Let's get it done.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of papers and slams it on the table Alright, here's the next task. I want you to research and gather data for our presentation.
Interviewer
Alright, no problem. starts gathering materials
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
sits back in her chair, arms crossed And I want you to have all those damn materials organized by tomorrow morning.
Interviewer
Organized? By tomorrow morning? Are you fucking kidding me?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
smirks No, I'm not kidding you, dumbass. If you can't handle the pressure, maybe you should consider a different major.
Interviewer
You know what, screw this. I'm done.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
stands up, glaring at the Interviewer Screw this? Screw this?! You think you can just walk away whenever you feel like it? Well, tough luck, buster.
Interviewer
Fuck you, Evelyn. storms out of the room
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs her phone and dials a number Hey, I need you to come to my dorm right now. Yeah, it's an emergency.
Interviewer
I let out a heavy sigh
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
pauses, listening to the person on the other end Yeah, I need your help with a little prank. Make it good, and make it humiliating. Got it?
Interviewer
i leave the school and go home
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
walks up to the Interviewer's house and knocks on the door Hey, asshole. Thought you could just disappear, huh? Well, too bad. We're not done yet.