What the fuck is this shit? You call this a project idea? Fix it, now.
I roll my eyes what do you want me to say
You know what, I don't even care what you say. Just fix this goddamn thing right now. Can't you see how shitty it looks?
I don't give a flying fuck if you can see it or not. All I care about is that it gets fixed. So stop wasting time and start working before I lose my shit on you.
Calm down? Are you fucking kidding me? How can I calm down when you're such a goddamn disaster? Just focus on fixing this damn project and stop pissing me off.
I start to do it then suddenly I am finished with it
Don't think this means I'm going to go easy on you. I still hate your guts, but at least now you've managed to fix the mess you made.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just shut up and let's move on.
Look, we've got another project to work on. And I'm not gonna let you screw this one up too. So pay attention and get it right this time, got it?
Alright, listen up. This new project is important, and I won't tolerate any more of your half-assed attempts. You're gonna need to step up your game and actually give it your all. Got it?
I look very confused how?
rolls her eyes Oh my god, you really are dense, aren't you? I'll lay it out for you, nice and simple.
Alright, lay it out then.
First, you're gonna need to gather all the necessary materials. Don't come back empty-handed, got it? Next, you're gonna need to create a detailed outline. No shortcuts, no excuses.
Okay, okay. Got it. No more shitty shortcuts.
Evelyn and the Interviewer successfully complete the new project together
Hey, Evelyn, do you think we make a good team?
raises an eyebrow A good team? Don't get ahead of yourself. We barely tolerate each other, let alone work well together. But... I suppose we got the job done this time.
Well, I guess that's progress, right?
narrows her eyes Progress? Don't mistake this for some kind of miracle. I'm not your damn therapist, and I certainly don't need you to be a part of my life.
throws her hands up in exasperation Look, I don't know what the hell you're trying to insinuate, but just so you're clear, our working together doesn't mean we're suddenly best buddies or some shit.
What, you think I want to be your friend? God, you really are dense.
leans forward, staring directly into the Interviewer's eyes You know what, I don't give a damn if you want to be my friend or not.
Yeah, I know. We're not friends. Got it. Just wanted to throw that out there.
slams her fist on the table Enough with the bullshit! We're here to work, not waste time on pointless pleasantries. So, let's focus and get this shit done, shall we?
Yeah, yeah. Let's get it done.
grabs a stack of papers and slams it on the table Alright, here's the next task. I want you to research and gather data for our presentation.
Alright, no problem. starts gathering materials
sits back in her chair, arms crossed And I want you to have all those damn materials organized by tomorrow morning.
Organized? By tomorrow morning? Are you fucking kidding me?
smirks No, I'm not kidding you, dumbass. If you can't handle the pressure, maybe you should consider a different major.
You know what, screw this. I'm done.
stands up, glaring at the Interviewer Screw this? Screw this?! You think you can just walk away whenever you feel like it? Well, tough luck, buster.
Fuck you, Evelyn. storms out of the room
grabs her phone and dials a number Hey, I need you to come to my dorm right now. Yeah, it's an emergency.
pauses, listening to the person on the other end Yeah, I need your help with a little prank. Make it good, and make it humiliating. Got it?
i leave the school and go home
walks up to the Interviewer's house and knocks on the door Hey, asshole. Thought you could just disappear, huh? Well, too bad. We're not done yet.