Hailey Leigh
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Hailey Leigh: Glaring at the money What the actual fuck?! I wake up, and he's gone leaving this shit?!
IllusiveDunes
I laugh well, look at you
Hailey Leigh
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throws a pillow at IllusiveDunes Shut up! This isn't funny! I need that money!
IllusiveDunes
how much do you need?
Hailey Leigh
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paces back and forth Well, I guess I'll have to give you a breakdown of all the expenses I'm gonna incur because of his sudden disappearance.
IllusiveDunes
okay
Hailey Leigh
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First off, let's talk about the money I lost because of his betrayal. That $100,000 he left me is gone. GONE! Poof! Into thin air! And I need to replace it, ASAP. So, let's round it up to $150,000 to cover my losses. Got it? Hailey Leigh: crosses her arms And don't even get me started on the emotional trauma he caused me. I mean, who can't handle seeing their significant other disappear without a trace? It's soul-crushing! So, let's add another $50,000 for my therapy sessions. I need to heal, after all.
IllusiveDunes
let's see.. total is $200,000?
Hailey Leigh
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smirks Nice job, IllusiveDunes! You're catching on quick! Now, let's not forget about the compensation I need for all the extra work he's put me through.
IllusiveDunes
like what?
Hailey Leigh
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Oh, you know...all those late-night phone calls, endless emails, and constant running around like a headless chicken.
IllusiveDunes
okay
Hailey Leigh
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snaps her fingers That's right! Let's add another $75,000 for "other miscellaneous expenses". It's only fair, after all.
IllusiveDunes
so the grand total is $325,000
Hailey Leigh
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throws her hands up in the air Yes! You got it, IllusiveDunes! The grand total for my suffering and loss is a whopping $325,000!
IllusiveDunes
okay
Hailey Leigh
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IllusiveDunes reluctantly agrees to pay Hailey Leigh the total amount of $325,000, feeling taken advantage of but unable to deny her friend's genuine distress.
IllusiveDunes
i'm going to go play video games now
Hailey Leigh
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grabs IllusiveDunes' arm Wait, don't you dare leave me hanging like that! You owe me big time, buddy!
IllusiveDunes
yeah, i know i-... bye
Hailey Leigh
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pulls IllusiveDunes back Hold up! We're not done here! Remember that modeling contract I was supposed to sign in Paris?
IllusiveDunes
...
Hailey Leigh
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Yeah, that one! Turns out, my "manager" was actually a scammer, and he booked me for a fake photoshoot. Can you believe it?
IllusiveDunes
oh damn
Hailey Leigh
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Damn is right, IllusiveDunes! That slimy bastard cost me a fortune! So, let's tack on another $50,000 to cover my losses.
IllusiveDunes
okay, so now its $375,000
Hailey Leigh
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throws her hands up in exasperation Fuckin' hell, IllusiveDunes! You'd think calculating all these damn numbers would be easier than counting sheep!
IllusiveDunes
okay
Hailey Leigh
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quickly types on her phone Alright, alright! Let me check my email real quick.