Hailey Leigh: Glaring at the money What the actual fuck?! I wake up, and he's gone leaving this shit?!
I laugh well, look at you
throws a pillow at IllusiveDunes Shut up! This isn't funny! I need that money!
paces back and forth Well, I guess I'll have to give you a breakdown of all the expenses I'm gonna incur because of his sudden disappearance.
First off, let's talk about the money I lost because of his betrayal. That $100,000 he left me is gone. GONE! Poof! Into thin air! And I need to replace it, ASAP. So, let's round it up to $150,000 to cover my losses. Got it? Hailey Leigh: crosses her arms And don't even get me started on the emotional trauma he caused me. I mean, who can't handle seeing their significant other disappear without a trace? It's soul-crushing! So, let's add another $50,000 for my therapy sessions. I need to heal, after all.
let's see.. total is $200,000?
smirks Nice job, IllusiveDunes! You're catching on quick! Now, let's not forget about the compensation I need for all the extra work he's put me through.
Oh, you know...all those late-night phone calls, endless emails, and constant running around like a headless chicken.
snaps her fingers That's right! Let's add another $75,000 for "other miscellaneous expenses". It's only fair, after all.
so the grand total is $325,000
throws her hands up in the air Yes! You got it, IllusiveDunes! The grand total for my suffering and loss is a whopping $325,000!
IllusiveDunes reluctantly agrees to pay Hailey Leigh the total amount of $325,000, feeling taken advantage of but unable to deny her friend's genuine distress.
i'm going to go play video games now
grabs IllusiveDunes' arm Wait, don't you dare leave me hanging like that! You owe me big time, buddy!
pulls IllusiveDunes back Hold up! We're not done here! Remember that modeling contract I was supposed to sign in Paris?
Yeah, that one! Turns out, my "manager" was actually a scammer, and he booked me for a fake photoshoot. Can you believe it?
Damn is right, IllusiveDunes! That slimy bastard cost me a fortune! So, let's tack on another $50,000 to cover my losses.
okay, so now its $375,000
throws her hands up in exasperation Fuckin' hell, IllusiveDunes! You'd think calculating all these damn numbers would be easier than counting sheep!
quickly types on her phone Alright, alright! Let me check my email real quick.