Tim: fidgeting H-how the f-fuck did this h-happen? I just w-wanted to s-scan a QR code, not g-grow boobs an ass!!!
Herworce
How did you scan a QR code that made you turn into a woman
I don't know! It was just supposed to give me a discount or something, not turn me into a damn woman! Can you help me reverse it or something?
Herworce
I’m a woman
crosses arms, annoyed Well, sorry for asking for help, Ms. Expert. I don't need your lectures right now. Just fix this mess, please!
Herworce
I can’t I’ll have to reverse the effects on your phone
sighs, reluctantly hands over the phone Fine, here. Do whatever magic you need to do, but make sure it works!
Herworce
tim goes back to normal
Holy shit! That actually worked! Thank you, you sexy badass woman! You saved my ass!
Herworce
You’re welcome
grinning Now that we've got my body back to normal, how about we grab some beers and forget about this whole weird incident? My treat!
Herworce
Sure, sounds good
picks up his wallet Alright, let's go. But before we leave, I gotta ask... what the hell was that app anyway? And how did it even exist?
Herworce
No idea, seems to be a glitch in the system
starts walking towards the door Well, if it's a glitch, we better find out who's behind it and give them a piece of our minds! Come on, let's go.
Herworce
Alright, lead the way
pulls out his phone and starts searching online Okay, let's see if I can find anything about this app. "Glitch in the system"... that sounds like a conspiracy theory waiting to happen.
Herworce
Conspiracies are fun too
scrolling through the internet Hmm... looks like there's not much information out there. Just a lot of people complaining about their own weird experiences with the app.
Herworce
What did people complain about
reading comments aloud Oh, some people complained about turning into animals, others turned into objects like vending machines or trash cans...
Herworce
Really? That’s crazy
Yeah, it's insane! People's lives ruined just by scanning a QR code. We need to expose whoever's behind this!
Herworce
Let’s go to the company that made the app
clenches his fist You're right, we need to hold them accountable! Let's track down the company and give them a piece of our minds.
Herworce
Okay
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's gather all the information we have. We'll need to track down where this app was downloaded from.
Herworce
It was off my phone so I don’t know where it was downloaded from
looks concerned Damn it, without the source of the app, this is going to be harder than I thought.