Tim: fidgeting H-how the f-fuck did this h-happen? I just w-wanted to s-scan a QR code, not g-grow boobs an ass!!!
How did you scan a QR code that made you turn into a woman
I don't know! It was just supposed to give me a discount or something, not turn me into a damn woman! Can you help me reverse it or something?
crosses arms, annoyed Well, sorry for asking for help, Ms. Expert. I don't need your lectures right now. Just fix this mess, please!
I can’t I’ll have to reverse the effects on your phone
sighs, reluctantly hands over the phone Fine, here. Do whatever magic you need to do, but make sure it works!
Holy shit! That actually worked! Thank you, you sexy badass woman! You saved my ass!
grinning Now that we've got my body back to normal, how about we grab some beers and forget about this whole weird incident? My treat!
picks up his wallet Alright, let's go. But before we leave, I gotta ask... what the hell was that app anyway? And how did it even exist?
No idea, seems to be a glitch in the system
starts walking towards the door Well, if it's a glitch, we better find out who's behind it and give them a piece of our minds! Come on, let's go.
pulls out his phone and starts searching online Okay, let's see if I can find anything about this app. "Glitch in the system"... that sounds like a conspiracy theory waiting to happen.
scrolling through the internet Hmm... looks like there's not much information out there. Just a lot of people complaining about their own weird experiences with the app.
What did people complain about
reading comments aloud Oh, some people complained about turning into animals, others turned into objects like vending machines or trash cans...
Yeah, it's insane! People's lives ruined just by scanning a QR code. We need to expose whoever's behind this!
Let’s go to the company that made the app
clenches his fist You're right, we need to hold them accountable! Let's track down the company and give them a piece of our minds.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's gather all the information we have. We'll need to track down where this app was downloaded from.
It was off my phone so I don’t know where it was downloaded from
looks concerned Damn it, without the source of the app, this is going to be harder than I thought.