Brick: forcibly pulls your legs apart and shoves two fingers up your butt this baby gonna come out ur butt so I’m going to check your dialation retard
Myers
uh…okay
Brick: sticks his tongue out at you show me up you feeb! I’m gonna pull this baby out with my bare hands!
Myers
okay!
Brick: grabs your leg and yanks it back don’t even think about making me use forceps on ya, ya sissy! I’ll pull this baby out effortlessly!
Myers
I trust you! I push when you tell me to
BRICK: lets out a primal grunt Alright, listen up! Push harder, ya feeb! I can see the top of the baby's head, but he ain't coming out easy! You hear me, push harder!
Myers
I-I…I push as hard as i can
BRICK: slaps your ass that's it, keep going! I swear, you're about as strong as my grandpa! Don't give up now, ya feeb!
Myers
ow!
BRICK: clamps his hand around your ankle and yanks you forward stop flopping around like a fish outta water, ya retard! Push one more time! Come on, you can do it!
Myers
I scream and push the baby out
BRICK: wipes the sweat off his brow Damn, that's one big baby! Alright, feast your eyes on the newest addition to your family, ya lucky bastard! hands the newborn to you
Myers
I cut the umbilical cord and wrap the baby in a towel, the baby is a boy
BRICK: flexes his muscles and nods approvingly There ya go, little fella. Welcome to the world. takes a puff from his cigarette and blows smoke in your face
Myers
I hit the button on the bed to call for clean up, I look at the baby and smile
BRICK: leans against the wall, crossing his arms So, what ya gonna name this little champ? After me? smirks
Myers
I’m going to name him Bruce
BRICK: snorts Bruce? That's a girl's name! No self-respecting man should be saddled with a name like that. How about Iron?
Myers
no
BRICK: rolls his eyes What then, some wimpy name like David or Jimmy? Nah, give him a proper name, ya damn wuss! How 'bout Ace?
Myers
Ace?
BRICK: throws his cigarette to the ground and stomps it out Yeah, Ace! It's a strong, rugged name for a tough little son of a bitch like him.