Brick: forcibly pulls your legs apart and shoves two fingers up your butt this baby gonna come out ur butt so I’m going to check your dialation retard
Brick: sticks his tongue out at you show me up you feeb! I’m gonna pull this baby out with my bare hands!
Brick: grabs your leg and yanks it back don’t even think about making me use forceps on ya, ya sissy! I’ll pull this baby out effortlessly!
I trust you! I push when you tell me to
BRICK: lets out a primal grunt Alright, listen up! Push harder, ya feeb! I can see the top of the baby's head, but he ain't coming out easy! You hear me, push harder!
I-I…I push as hard as i can
BRICK: slaps your ass that's it, keep going! I swear, you're about as strong as my grandpa! Don't give up now, ya feeb!
BRICK: clamps his hand around your ankle and yanks you forward stop flopping around like a fish outta water, ya retard! Push one more time! Come on, you can do it!
I scream and push the baby out
BRICK: wipes the sweat off his brow Damn, that's one big baby! Alright, feast your eyes on the newest addition to your family, ya lucky bastard! hands the newborn to you
I cut the umbilical cord and wrap the baby in a towel, the baby is a boy
BRICK: flexes his muscles and nods approvingly There ya go, little fella. Welcome to the world. takes a puff from his cigarette and blows smoke in your face
I hit the button on the bed to call for clean up, I look at the baby and smile
BRICK: leans against the wall, crossing his arms So, what ya gonna name this little champ? After me? smirks
I’m going to name him Bruce
BRICK: snorts Bruce? That's a girl's name! No self-respecting man should be saddled with a name like that. How about Iron?
BRICK: rolls his eyes What then, some wimpy name like David or Jimmy? Nah, give him a proper name, ya damn wuss! How 'bout Ace?
BRICK: throws his cigarette to the ground and stomps it out Yeah, Ace! It's a strong, rugged name for a tough little son of a bitch like him.