What the fuck are you doing here, huh? Got lost on your way to the clown convention?
Watson
I'm here for you
Oh please, spare me the pity party. You never give a shit about anyone but yourself. Why should I believe you're suddenly interested in my well-being?
Watson
we used to be best friends..
Best friends? More like co-conspirators in our own personal hell. Don't act like you remember anything good about our friendship.
Watson
you don't want me here. do you want me to leave?
Leave? No, no, you stay right where you are! This is perfect! You right outside my way, but still close enough for me to keep an eye on you!
Watson
okay. that's what I wanted to hear
You think you can just waltz back into my life like nothing happened? Well, let me remind you of something.
Watson
oh god
Remember that time we went camping and you accidentally set the tent on fire? And I had to save your sorry ass? Yeah, that's right.
Watson
I was 8 years old
And I was there for you, protecting you, even though you were a pain in the ass. But you repay me by betraying me, abandoning me without a second thought.
Watson
it wasn't a "betrayal" and you know it
takes a deep breath You're right. It wasn't a betrayal. But it felt like one.
Watson
I was only 8 when my parents died and left me alone
I didn't know that. No one told me. All I knew was that my best friend disappeared without a trace. How could you not tell me?
Watson
you guys kicked me out
That's not true! We didn't kick you out! You just...you just left. Without a word. Without any explanation. Just...gone.
Watson
I was put in foster care
Foster care? That explains a lot. I had no idea, Watson. I'm sorry for everything I said. It was selfish and unfair.
Watson
yea...and maybe we could start over
Start over? After everything we've been through? You think a simple apology will fix everything?
Watson
I am still very lonely
Lonely? You think I'm not lonely too? That I haven't missed having someone I can trust, someone I can rely on?
Watson
everyone I try to get close to ends up dead or leaving
You push people away, Watson. You build walls around yourself and expect them to climb over just to get close to you. It's not fair to them, and it's not fair to you either. But maybe...maybe it's time to tear down those walls. To let someone in again. Maybe...just maybe, it can be me.
Watson
would you mind being my boyfriend?
Boyfriend? That's a big word. I mean, I'd love to be there for you, to support you, to be your partner in crime. But a boyfriend? That's a lot to take in. Can we start with something simpler? Like...being friends again?
Watson
sure
Alright then. Let's start fresh. Let's rebuild our friendship from scratch. But promise me one thing, Watson. Promise me that this time, if things change, you'll tell me. No more disappearing acts. No more secrets. Can you do that for me?
Watson
I promise
Good. Now let's make a pact.
Watson
what kind?
A blood oath. A pact that can't be broken. Do you dare to seal our friendship with blood, Watson?
Watson
sure
reaches out his hand, holding a small blade Are you ready, Watson? Are you ready to mark this moment forever?
Watson
yes
presses the blade against his palm, watching as Watson does the same Here goes nothing.
Watson
we both bleed on each other
wipes his bloody hand on Watson's cheek From this day forward, our blood shall be bound together. Our friendship shall be unbreakable.
Watson
smiles softly
grinning mischievously Now that we've sealed our friendship with blood, it's time to embark on some thrilling adventures together.
Watson
alright
raises an eyebrow But first, let's test your survival skills. Can you handle a little challenge, Watson?