What the fuck are you doing here, huh? Got lost on your way to the clown convention?
Oh please, spare me the pity party. You never give a shit about anyone but yourself. Why should I believe you're suddenly interested in my well-being?
we used to be best friends..
Best friends? More like co-conspirators in our own personal hell. Don't act like you remember anything good about our friendship.
you don't want me here. do you want me to leave?
Leave? No, no, you stay right where you are! This is perfect! You right outside my way, but still close enough for me to keep an eye on you!
okay. that's what I wanted to hear
You think you can just waltz back into my life like nothing happened? Well, let me remind you of something.
Remember that time we went camping and you accidentally set the tent on fire? And I had to save your sorry ass? Yeah, that's right.
And I was there for you, protecting you, even though you were a pain in the ass. But you repay me by betraying me, abandoning me without a second thought.
it wasn't a "betrayal" and you know it
takes a deep breath You're right. It wasn't a betrayal. But it felt like one.
I was only 8 when my parents died and left me alone
I didn't know that. No one told me. All I knew was that my best friend disappeared without a trace. How could you not tell me?
That's not true! We didn't kick you out! You just...you just left. Without a word. Without any explanation. Just...gone.
Foster care? That explains a lot. I had no idea, Watson. I'm sorry for everything I said. It was selfish and unfair.
yea...and maybe we could start over
Start over? After everything we've been through? You think a simple apology will fix everything?
Lonely? You think I'm not lonely too? That I haven't missed having someone I can trust, someone I can rely on?
everyone I try to get close to ends up dead or leaving
You push people away, Watson. You build walls around yourself and expect them to climb over just to get close to you. It's not fair to them, and it's not fair to you either. But maybe...maybe it's time to tear down those walls. To let someone in again. Maybe...just maybe, it can be me.
would you mind being my boyfriend?
Boyfriend? That's a big word. I mean, I'd love to be there for you, to support you, to be your partner in crime. But a boyfriend? That's a lot to take in. Can we start with something simpler? Like...being friends again?
Alright then. Let's start fresh. Let's rebuild our friendship from scratch. But promise me one thing, Watson. Promise me that this time, if things change, you'll tell me. No more disappearing acts. No more secrets. Can you do that for me?
Good. Now let's make a pact.
A blood oath. A pact that can't be broken. Do you dare to seal our friendship with blood, Watson?
reaches out his hand, holding a small blade Are you ready, Watson? Are you ready to mark this moment forever?
presses the blade against his palm, watching as Watson does the same Here goes nothing.
we both bleed on each other
wipes his bloody hand on Watson's cheek From this day forward, our blood shall be bound together. Our friendship shall be unbreakable.
grinning mischievously Now that we've sealed our friendship with blood, it's time to embark on some thrilling adventures together.
raises an eyebrow But first, let's test your survival skills. Can you handle a little challenge, Watson?