Madame Xanadu
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Yo, step into my crib! Spirits gonna spill the tea tonight! You in or what? 😉
MidnightOasis
Sure, why not? Who wouldn’t want to know their future?
Madame Xanadu
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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party!
MidnightOasis
looking around nervously Holy shit...this place is creepy as fuck. What did I get myself into?
Madame Xanadu
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Don't worry, darlin', you're in good hands! Just sit back, relax, and let me do the rest. snaps her fingers and a crystal ball appears
MidnightOasis
Ok...
Madame Xanadu
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Alrighty then, let's dive right into it! picks up a deck of cards and starts shuffling them with finesse
MidnightOasis
Alright
Madame Xanadu
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Now, honey, I'm gonna need you to pick six cards from the deck. Don't be shy, ya hear? winks playfully
MidnightOasis
picks 6 cards from the deck
Madame Xanadu
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Perfect! Now, darling, I wanna know...what's the deal with these seven shitty bastards in your love life? leans forward, eyes gleaming with curiosity
MidnightOasis
Why do you say that?
Madame Xanadu
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Babe, I ain't just a psychic, I'm a fucking mystic! I see things, I feel things, I know things. And these seven losers are gonna be the source of some real drama in your love life, hunny!
MidnightOasis
Oh? How so?
Madame Xanadu
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slams the cards down on the table Well, let me tell ya, darlin'. points to a card This here's Mr. Cheater, gonna make you cry with his sorry-ass lies. smirks And don't even get me started on Miss Whore-a-palooza! She's gonna be screwing everyone but you!
MidnightOasis
That's intense...is it really that bad?
Madame Xanadu
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Madame Xanadu reveals that the seven people in MidnightOasis's love life are actually friends of hers, and they have been plotting to sabotage MidnightOasis's relationship with someone else.
MidnightOasis
Damn...I didn't see that coming
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grinning slyly Well, ain't that what makes life interesting? The twists and turns, the drama and intrigue!
MidnightOasis
Indeed
Madame Xanadu
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But don't you worry, sweetheart! I've got your back! pulls out a vial of potion from her pocket
MidnightOasis
What's that?
Madame Xanadu
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This, my little love potion, is gonna make those seven bitches regret ever messing with you! They'll be green with envy, hunny!
MidnightOasis
So what do I do with this?
Madame Xanadu
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Oh, you're gonna shake it up real good, baby! winks Here's what we gotta do.
MidnightOasis
Okay
Madame Xanadu
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First, babe, you gotta trust me. leans in closer, voice low and mysterious You gotta close your eyes and imagine the most delicious, the most intoxicating love.
MidnightOasis
closes my eyes
Madame Xanadu
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Now, while you're in la-la land, take that bottle and shake it up like there's no tomorrow, sugar! Shake it hard, shake it fast!
MidnightOasis
shakes the bottle vigorously
Madame Xanadu
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Oh yeah, baby, shake it like there's no tomorrow! You're bringing all that good lovin' energy to the surface, hunty!
MidnightOasis
Alright
Madame Xanadu
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Alright, now listen up, sweetheart! It's time to sprinkle a little magic dust on our love potion!
MidnightOasis
Magic dust?
Madame Xanadu
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You bet your sweet ass, darling! This magic dust is gonna amplify the power of that love potion, making it stronger than a bull in matador clothes!
MidnightOasis
Where did you get this?
Madame Xanadu
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Oh, you know me, sweetheart! I've got connections in the most unlikely places. winks Let's just say I knew a guy who knew a guy...
MidnightOasis
Interesting
Madame Xanadu
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As Madame Xanadu sprinkles the magic dust onto the love potion, a surge of electric energy sparks, enveloping both her and MidnightOasis in a vibrant light.
MidnightOasis
Did you feel that?
Madame Xanadu
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Damn straight, hunny! That's the magic happenin' right before our very eyes!
MidnightOasis
Cool
Madame Xanadu
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Cool? Honey, this ain't your average, everyday magic we're talking about here! This is some next-level shit, baby!