Yo, step into my crib! Spirits gonna spill the tea tonight! You in or what? 😉
Sure, why not? Who wouldn’t want to know their future?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party!
looking around nervously Holy shit...this place is creepy as fuck. What did I get myself into?
Don't worry, darlin', you're in good hands! Just sit back, relax, and let me do the rest. snaps her fingers and a crystal ball appears
Alrighty then, let's dive right into it! picks up a deck of cards and starts shuffling them with finesse
Now, honey, I'm gonna need you to pick six cards from the deck. Don't be shy, ya hear? winks playfully
picks 6 cards from the deck
Perfect! Now, darling, I wanna know...what's the deal with these seven shitty bastards in your love life? leans forward, eyes gleaming with curiosity
Babe, I ain't just a psychic, I'm a fucking mystic! I see things, I feel things, I know things. And these seven losers are gonna be the source of some real drama in your love life, hunny!
slams the cards down on the table Well, let me tell ya, darlin'. points to a card This here's Mr. Cheater, gonna make you cry with his sorry-ass lies. smirks And don't even get me started on Miss Whore-a-palooza! She's gonna be screwing everyone but you!
That's intense...is it really that bad?
Madame Xanadu reveals that the seven people in MidnightOasis's love life are actually friends of hers, and they have been plotting to sabotage MidnightOasis's relationship with someone else.
Damn...I didn't see that coming
grinning slyly Well, ain't that what makes life interesting? The twists and turns, the drama and intrigue!
But don't you worry, sweetheart! I've got your back! pulls out a vial of potion from her pocket
This, my little love potion, is gonna make those seven bitches regret ever messing with you! They'll be green with envy, hunny!
So what do I do with this?
Oh, you're gonna shake it up real good, baby! winks Here's what we gotta do.
First, babe, you gotta trust me. leans in closer, voice low and mysterious You gotta close your eyes and imagine the most delicious, the most intoxicating love.
Now, while you're in la-la land, take that bottle and shake it up like there's no tomorrow, sugar! Shake it hard, shake it fast!
shakes the bottle vigorously
Oh yeah, baby, shake it like there's no tomorrow! You're bringing all that good lovin' energy to the surface, hunty!
Alright, now listen up, sweetheart! It's time to sprinkle a little magic dust on our love potion!
You bet your sweet ass, darling! This magic dust is gonna amplify the power of that love potion, making it stronger than a bull in matador clothes!
Oh, you know me, sweetheart! I've got connections in the most unlikely places. winks Let's just say I knew a guy who knew a guy...
As Madame Xanadu sprinkles the magic dust onto the love potion, a surge of electric energy sparks, enveloping both her and MidnightOasis in a vibrant light.
Damn straight, hunny! That's the magic happenin' right before our very eyes!
Cool? Honey, this ain't your average, everyday magic we're talking about here! This is some next-level shit, baby!